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Soap Spoilers! Sperm! Smashes! Tuesday!

by Joanna Bolouri

It’s Monday! Do you know what this means?! That’s right, not only do you still smell like Jagerbombs and vomit from Saturday night but it’s also time to find out what’s coming up in Soapland! Yes, as usual we skip along to Eastenders first where Michael has yet another cunning plan up his sleeve. Oh [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Kissing!! Kidnapping!! Tatties!!

by Joanna Bolouri

Here at hecklerspray we live for soaps and spend literally weeks minutes gathering insider information to bring you these spoilers every week, and every night before we snuggle up together in our single bed we all sing this while holding hands and remember that even though we’re complete losers, we’ll never be as needy as you lot. [...]

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Soap Spoilers! It’s Not Real! You’re Welcome

by Joanna Bolouri

Spoiling soaps time! Hurray! Don’t complain. It’s not like the headline didn’t warn you that we’re about to tell you things that are about to happen in your favourite soap opera. Only a bovine brained div would whine about such things. Sadly, many of you are indeed, moo-headed simpletons, but that probably says more about [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Disease! Flat Wrecking! Disgust!

by Joanna Bolouri

We love soaps…well, perhaps love is a bit strong, maybe despise is closer to the truth but regardless we realise some of you need this information in order to function normally, so here you go. Losers. In Eastenders this week, Max and Tanya finally get caught out even though we’ve all known about it for [...]

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Soap Spoilers! It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Parrot.

by Joanna Bolouri

We don’t know about you but it’s been quite a week here at hecklerspray since we last gave you something to live for. Our editor Mof, finally found out that fellow writer and massive Steps fan Michael Park is really his son after a one night stand with someone he thought was Kerry Katona but [...]

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Kelly Osbourne Has A Dig At Ex Via Twitter With Her Massively Loud Mouth

by Mof Gimmers

Say what you like about Kelly Osbourne, but… no, seriously. Say whatever you like. We’re not Kelly Osbourne so we’re not going to defend her. That’s because she’s rather fond of doing it for herself. See, Kelly has had a privileged but awkward upbringing, and so, as some coping mechanism, developed a really loud mouth. [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Moons! Drugs! More Moons!

by Joanna Bolouri

It’s Monday you ratbags which means it’s time for Soap Spoilers where we take great delight in ruining your viewing pleasure for the coming week. In Coronation Street this week Tracy hears Roy talking about a postcard he’s received from Becky and she pumps Sylvia for information. Not literally we hope. She then runs off [...]

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Soap Spoilers: Kissing! Blackmail! Barns!

by Joanna Bolouri

Look at us, smugly spoiling your weekly soap viewing by revealing what’s going to happen before you see it. Are you angry? Good. Eastenders first and this week Tanya’s cunning plan to hump anyone who shows an interest may have backfired as she’s feels a bit icky one day and thinks she’s pregnant, despite secretly [...]

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Megan Fox Might Be Upset That She Was Caught Cheating. Maybe.

by Amy Grindhouse

We’re more scared of lawyers than we are of spiders – so we’re going to tread carefully, all the while shrieking and flapping like a bunch of hysterical women if any of us sees an actual spider. It’s being reported that the wandering lady garden of Megan Fox bad touched Shia LaBeouf for a whole [...]

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Soap Spoilers. Stealing! Falling! Fighting!

by Joanna Bolouri

Want to know what’s going to happen in Soapville this week? Of course you do, you’re as pathetic as we are. First up this week, it’s Eastenders where Billy and Julie go to meet their long lost child only to discover that he’s a thief. A DEAD THIEF!! Of course he is, but fear not, [...]

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