Imagine waking up every morning and seeing Coldplay’s Chris Martin lying there in his hemp pyjamas, gurgling while he dreams about drawing another slogan on his hand which will end world hunger.
It’s little wonder then, that Gwyneth Paltrow has conducted an interview saying that she “respects and admires” people who have conducted extra-marital affairs.
This is presumably because she can think of doing little else.
Paltrow has been married to Martin for nearly a decade now and is clearly so bored with life, that she’s written a cook book and thinking about becoming a professional singer, just to show her husband how easy it is to get a record out these days.
But she really needs someone else to share juices with. She says:
“I am a great romantic – but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist.
“Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs. It’s like we’re flawed – we’re human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge.
“That’s their problem but I really think that the more I live my life the more I learn not to judge people for what they do.”
Of course, she’ll be very understanding and forgiving should Chris have it away with all those middle-class groupies that attend Coldplay’s tedium events in the stadiums of the world.
Either way, if you’re nothing like Chris Martin and have a noticeable personality, you might be in with a chance of being Gwyn’s bit of crumpet on the side.
That’s nice isn’t it. Do tell her to stop singing if you’re the lucky affairee.
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how dare you insult chris martin like that. he has more talent and personality than you could ever hope to have. obviously you are unemployed and have nothing else to do but slam other people who are clearly more successful than. so what if chris martin chooses to promote useful things that help people!!!