Nobody really knows what's going on with Justin Timberlake at the moment. Just a few weeks ago he was happily together with Cameron Diaz in a relationship that looked like it'd go on forever, but now he's been spotted out with all sorts of ladies.
Now it seems the latest object of Justin Timberlake's affections is none other than Scarlett Johansson, the star of Lost In Translation and probably a few other films. Rumours are now circulating that Justin Timberlake may have dumped Cameron Diaz for Scarlett Johansson, which confuses us as we thought that Justin Timberlake and Justin Timberlake's mother were a couple now. But who can blame Justin for ditching his mother in favour of Scarlett Johansson; we've always assumed that loving relationships generally work better if a boy's girlfriend didn't used to lactate into his mouth two decades ago.
If you're Justin Timberlake, things move fast. One minute you're doing normal boy/girl things with Cameron Diaz, like constantly denying marriage and saving each other from certain death. Then, before you know it, you've made all your 'not splitting up' statements look a bit stupid by actually splitting up with Cameron Diaz and hitting the town with your Mum instead.
But nobody could have expected Justin Timberlake to stay single for long. After all, Justin Timberlake is the most desirable man in the world thanks to his sympathetic telephone manner, his willingness to sing with idiots and his habit of yanking girls' bras off when everyone is looking. So who could be surprised at the news that Justin Timberlake has got his eyes set on Scarlett Johansson, the girl with the best bazzers in the world. News Of The World reports:
On Wednesday, 2nd January, Scarlett was at the after-party for the premiere of Justin's new movie, Alpha Dog, at Social Hollywood in LA. Our source said: "She walked in keeping her head down. When she met Justin they looked very close and chatted away for ages. There were other people trying to speak to Justin but he kept his attention on her for around an hour. They looked very intimate. But he's still trying to make it look low key – because he left with his mum Lynn later through a back exit."
Oh, where to start. Does anyone else think that the 'other people' that were trying to talk to Justin Timberlake included his mother, who must've been pretty annoyed that her son invited her to a party and then ditched her so he could try and hit on the sexiest woman in the world, even if she isn't as much of a sex-crazed nutjob as people would have you believe.
On the other hand, maybe all this talk of Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson getting together is a load of nonsense – just because they chatted for an hour doesn't mean that they're doing it – and besides, if you were in charge of trying to promote Alpha Dog, wouldn't stories about the leading man getting romantic with a hot young starlet be infinitely better than trying to actually discuss the film without people noticing how exceptionally shit it looks?
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eieio says
Yeah, come to think of it, this does all seem a bit publicity stunt-y. But Scarlett would never go for that, would she? Wouldn’t that destroy her hard-fought indie credentials? No, sorry, The Island did that
Zeebz says
I’m glad I’ve never seen that movie.
She was good in Girl With the Pearl Earing or w/e. That was an odd movie…….