Some naughty people have been suggesting that Cameron Diaz and her little tiny pocket boyfriend Justin Timberlake have split up. But that simply isn't true – not while Justin has a new album to promote, anyway.
Perhaps all the Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz split stories were started by jealous fans who either want a squeaking, pube-haired pop muppet or a hugely overrated and underworked actress all to themselves. But, however the stories started, Timberlake and Diaz are still very much an item according to a 'source' who is 'close to Justin'. Needless to say, we give it until the end of the year.
Both Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have been keeping themselves to themselves over the last year or so. All that's going to change though, with Timberlake's absurdly-titled SexyBack single due out in the next few weeks. And what better way to start pumping up interest for SexyBack and the FutureSex/LoveSounds album than by reading a few stories about how Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have split up? And, if we're lucky, maybe by watching a Cry Me A River-style video where Justin stalks an old lady around too.
Rumours started circulating last week that Cameron Diaz had split up with Justin Timberlake, with their eight-year age difference cited as the root of their troubles. Well, it certainly couldn't be because of Cameron's heavy workload – a snapshot of her work this decade revolves mainly around Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek The Third, Shrek In The Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, Shrek 4-D and Shrek: Far Far Away Idol.
But Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake haven't split up, it's now being reported. They're just as happy as ever holding each other in their arms, closing their eyes and imagining that they're Britney Spears/Jared Leto. Or something. Look, here's the quote:
"The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album. Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago."
Thank goodness for that – we'd hate to see Cameron Diaz's sense of self-worth evaporate so much after the split that she can do nothing but pace around the streets of LA dressed like a homeless. Oh, wait a minute…
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Tatiana Benzi says
Is Cameron Diaz going out with A-Rod? They’re two unmarried, consenting adults and they can do anything they wish to do. At least they’re not wed and messing around on their spouses.