2006 was splitsville's best year yet – what with superstars like the McCartneys, Spears-es-es, and the Witherspoons all making it extremely in-vogue. Even the great James Brown jumped on in the end there, albeit his divorce was a bit more C.S. Lewis in nature.
The year 2007 is shaping up to be just as lover-hating as its predecessor. As evidence, we present exhibit A: Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have dried up like an old turd on a hot sidewalk. You heard that right – the two celebs are once again rumoured to have split.
More rumour has it ownership of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake's shared diamond earring collection is hotly disputed, as the pieces look equally glittery and nice on both of them.
The Star, a tabloid with an unmistakable sense of never making crap-up at all, says Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are over once and for all. We know, we know. The split has been toted before, and last time the couple was like 'are you kidding us? We still love each other a wicked lot,' or something.
This time the split is different though. For instance, it comes shortly after Cameron Diaz said she would never marry Justin Timberlake – we don't remember why exactly, but we think it had something to do with him always guffawing on about whipping out Janet Jackson's fleshy old-lady milk-maker. A source reportedly in the-know had this to say about the latest split:
"Around 2 a.m. he was with a dozen friends in the VIP room when he was asked where Cameron was. Justin said, 'We're done. It's over!' He didn't seem at all unhappy."
See that? There's a quote about it! That means it must be true. Now all you guys interested at taking a crack at Cameron Diaz, both of you take your well trained guide-dogs and form a line on the left. All you girls interested in showing Justin Timberlake your merit, bring a parental permission slip and get in line behind Lance Bass.
Bass is gay – get it?
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