Kim Kardashian is already violently wealthy. She’s got more money than you could count to. Of course, you lot can only count to six, but if we gave you three lifetimes, you probably wouldn’t reach the number currently tittering to itself in Kim K’s bank account.
And so, with that, you would have thought that her nuptials to Kris Humphries would be an ostentatious affair, but with the proviso of ‘No, we’ve got the tab for this. That’s because we’re amazingly wealthy. Okay? We like to show off. Leave it to us.’
But no. Kim may have a Scrooge McDuck room filled with coins, but she still wants you to cough up some more pennies for her invariably short-lived marriage.