Kim Kardashian is already violently wealthy. She’s got more money than you could count to. Of course, you lot can only count to six, but if we gave you three lifetimes, you probably wouldn’t reach the number currently tittering to itself in Kim K’s bank account.
And so, with that, you would have thought that her nuptials to Kris Humphries would be an ostentatious affair, but with the proviso of ‘No, we’ve got the tab for this. That’s because we’re amazingly wealthy. Okay? We like to show off. Leave it to us.’
But no. Kim may have a Scrooge McDuck room filled with coins, but she still wants you to cough up some more pennies for her invariably short-lived marriage.
Kim has revealed what she’d like her chums to buy her for her pointless wedding (seriously, weddings are stupid things aren’t they? They’re just funerals you’re allowed to enjoy).
Even though this hideous pair haven’t set a wedding date yet, they’ve already decided on what they should get on the day as they’ve made a wedding wish list.
All items can be bought from Gearys of Beverly Hills, which is a swanky tat-hamper of a place. They’d like you to buy them things like…
Baccarat Vega champagne flutes ? 24 ? $130 each
Baccarat Vega goblets ? 24 ? $125
Baccarat Cosmos vase ? $7,850
Torchon five-piece silverware set ? 24 ? $1,600 each
Silver vegetable server ? $1,250
Havana crystal ashtray ? $840
Get that! A vegetable server that costs over a thousand dollars! The only way we can justify that is if the vegetable in question is Kris Humphries and the ‘server’ is a man who will mash his carrots up for him!
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