You know when you got your spends (or ‘allowance’ if you’re one of those American sorts) and went to the record shop (store) and couldn’t think of a single thing to buy because there were just too many options? Your mind would go blank with the sheer volume of choices.
Well imagine being Kim Kardashian. Here entire life is like that because she’s so obscenely wealthy.
And when the world is just one, open accessible place where you can buy absolutely anything you want, it is obvious that this will only lead to endless, harrowing days where you just can’t get yourself organised enough to pin down the one thing you really want. The latest elusive item she desires is a wedding dress. And she’s probably going to have a big ol’ cry about it.
BUT WHAT’S THE STUPID RUSH?
Well, even though she only got engaged to basketball penis Kris Humphires two seconds ago, she’s really keen to rush the wedding through, which of course, means that we can all assume she’s pregnant.
Speaking to People magazine about her wedding dress, the celebutante admitted:
“I keep on changing my mind. I definitely want something custom, and it’s going to take time to get sketches and all of that”
“There’s nothing really that I saw in my mind. So I really have to buckle down and just sit and figure it out.”
Jesus. Hard toil for sure. It’s like she’s spending weeks at the pit mouth, right?
“There’s so much to do that I just feel like, ‘Oh my God, I better get going!'”
“The wedding will happen within six to eight weeks. They’re doing things very, very quickly. It’s being fast-tracked.”
See? She’s got a baby growing in her and doesn’t want the bulge to ruin her wedding snaps. Or the disappointment to ruin her eerily stationary face.
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Mel says
Learn how to spell please.
Out of an article says
Out of an article that has “basketball penis” in it and the best you can come up with is to insult the writer for a spelling error? Lame, so incredibly lame. Dork.
Intrestin' says
P-L-E-A-S-E. Consider it done.
Learn how to use commas, please.