World Tries To Work Out If Khloe Kardashian Is The Attractive One As She Enjoys Nip Slip

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The problem with the Kardashian sisters is that they are not uniformly attractive. Thanks to their constant attention seeking, one has no idea whether to get excited or not if one of them has a risque mishap. To be on the safe side, always meet this news with a weary sob.

And so, with the news that Khloe Kardashian has had a nipple slip, or a boob-boob if you prefer, should you be excited?

Well, seeing as Khloe is the one that has a face like a second-hand sofa, it is probably fair to say that you shouldn’t get too excited. Although, that said, you shouldn’t worry about it because a) She doesn’t know you and b) She’s getting excited on everyone’s behalf. Seriously. She loves it. And we have a picture of it for you to shrug at.

That’s right! Khloe Kardashian has said that she really loved her nipslip moment while on TV promoting the absolutely gash Keeping up with the Kardashians show.

Khloe wore a see-through blouse with no bra underneath, making this all seem like a completely intentional act of PR. Of course, this actually makes it less of a ‘slip’ and more of a ‘flash’. Still, you can get away with it when your sister has had full sex with a man called Ray J which everyone on the internet has winced through.

Khloe tweeted:

“I had a nip slip and I loved it!”

“My mom just called me saying my nip slip is all over the Internet!

“Ha! Is it weird that I love it?”

Look how pleased Khloe looks to be exposing her breasts while sat on-set of some drab chatshow. Of course, she couldn’t be stopped from flashing her puppy nose to everyone BY ACCIDENT OBVIOUSLY. Apparently, her stylist had advised her to wear a bra, but…

“Being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less”.

“Personally I love when women show their nipples – perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life”

Or, perhaps you’re absolutely desperate for the attentions of anyone who shows a vague interest in you after your star was eclipsed by your sister Kim, to the point where you’re willing to get them out for all to see?

GO SISTAHOOD!

Please note: hecklerspray is thoroughly ashamed of our collective bodies, which look like wax effigies that have slowly melted on a sun-filled window. We’d get our nipples out, but they are cracked and weeping like Creme Eggs made of pork scratchings.

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Comments

  1. says

    This is such a rude article. Who the fuck are you to say Khloe has a “face like a second-hand sofa.” You are so rude, and this is such a shit article, like why do you have to be so horrible, if Khloe ever saw this, it could damage her psychologically. So next time think about what you write, you worthless piece of shit.

  2. JESUS says

    HEY CLODAGH WHO DA FUCK R U TO SAY DIS DUMBASS…NOT ONLY KHLOE I WUD EVEN CALL UR MOM A PUP-FACED BITCH…N WOT WAS DAT SHIT U WROTE ABOUT PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA??? U BASTARD JUST GET DA FUCK OFF DIS PAGE AND SLEEP WITH UR HEAD BETWEEN UR MOM’S LEGS…I BET KHLOE IS A SLUT WHO LUVS TO FLASH HER PRIZED POSSESSIONS(WE LUV TO SEE DEM TOO)…ND GUESS WOT I M READY TO PAY A FUCKING FIFTY BUCKS TO SLEEP WID HER…

  3. arzkazoo says

    JESUS:

    Seek medical help immediately. You appear to be having a bi-polar episode.

    Also, your caps lock key is broken.

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