Congratulations Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen – you've broken yourself a weekend box office record.
What record? Why, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, you've broken the weekend box office record for the longest, noisiest film that's about absolutely nothing at all. And the weekend box office record for having the most painfully racist-seeming characters this side of Jar-Jar Binks.
And, somewhat inexplicably, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, you've broken the weekend box office record for the year’s biggest movie opening. Actually, wait, is that one true? It doesn't seem like it should be. It is? Really? People are stupid.