Articles tagged with: Transformers 2
Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Shia LaBeouf Keeps His Finger, Loses His Shot as New Indy. Rest of the World: Happy at Outcome.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
Shia LaBeouf Selfishly Forces Transformers 2 to be Completely (Slightly) Changed
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Mangled Hand Keeps Him Off Transformers 2
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To Chub The Flip Up
You know what the problem is with Megan Fox? You can't hear her thighs scraping together when she walks anywhere. This is because Megan Fox clearly isn't fat enough. Boys only like girls if they've got wads of back fat you could lose your fist in and a chin that's barely visible under the rolls of sweaty neck-lard. There's nothing more arousing than a girl having a chronic wheezing fit because she's had to run 10 metres for a bus, right boys? That's what Michael Bay thinks, anyway. Now that Transformers 2 is under way, Bay has decided that Megan Fox is far too skinny and that she needs to be 10 pounds heavier. Nobody really knows why, but he's probably just worried that Megan Fox is so skinny that she'll buckle and snap under the weight of all Transformer 2's obvious crappiness.
You know what the problem is with Megan Fox? You can't hear her thighs scraping together when she walks anywhere. This is because Megan Fox clearly isn't fat enough. Boys only like girls if they've got wads of back fat you could lose your fist in and a chin that's barely visible under the rolls of sweaty neck-lard. There's nothing more arousing than a girl having a chronic wheezing fit because she's had to run 10 metres for a bus, right boys? That's what Michael Bay thinks, anyway. Now that Transformers 2 is under way, Bay has decided that Megan Fox is far too skinny and that she needs to be 10 pounds heavier. Nobody really knows why, but he's probably just worried that Megan Fox is so skinny that she'll buckle and snap under the weight of all Transformer 2's obvious crappiness.
