What’s hot and what’s not. That expression falls into the latter category.

Folded:

• James Bond Sundays (classic Bond movies being shown at sixty cinemas across the UK. That should shake your hangover off)
• Bizarre ER (the cartoons are funny)
• Wearing socks (just because it’s been a bit warmer lately doesn’t mean we need to dress like we’re on holiday in the Dordogne)
• Ray Mears (he likes his tea)
• Heather Graham (at 39 years old she is only one vital step away from being the hottest milf on the planet)

Creased:

• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (baffling and boring, and not in a Kafka way either)
• Birds twittering in the morning (at 3 am now?! Cursed summer)
• Miley Cyrus to kill Radiohead (thanks for the heads up by Joke Police. Don’t expect Miley was that chuffed with Thom’s response here. Though she speaks so damn fast who really knows for sure?)
• Bear Grylls (he likes boy scouts)
• Isabel Lucas (see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The girl is orange. Literally orange)