Uma Thurman is a strange creature isn’t she? Sometimes, she’s one of the most beautiful women you’ll ever see, yet, somehow, only seconds away from looking like a very ugly man. Still, she’s made a bunch of fun films so we shouldn’t grumble really.
She’ll be less grumbly today too. Why? Well, thanks to her being a famous human, she’s been awarded a stalker, which must be both gratifying and a royal pain in the arse.
However, Thurman’s stalker just got arrested, meaning that she can go about her business without fear of someone nailing a cat to her front door and phoning her up every 3 seconds and shouting “I’m playing with myself! I’ve got a noose ’round my neck! I really liked you in ‘Even Cowgirls Get The Blues’!”