by Mof Gimmers
It’s the end of an era folks. The last remaining stalker that Madonna could call her own has finally been arrested, leaving her with only people who vaguely recognise her left on this godforsaken planet. That’s right, like the death of the dodo and the velociraptor (incidentally, both of these creatures share looks with Madge), [...]
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by Mof Gimmers
We’ve been rumbled. At least, that’s what it sounds like. See, Lindsay Lohan has become afraid, threatened and targeted. All things you could blame useless, leeching shits like us for. However, she’s under the impression its a stalker that is causing her bother, which means we can get on with our business. So while a [...]
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