Here at hecklerspray, we take stalking very seriously indeed. So seriously in fact, we spend all of our bingo winnings on really hi-tech night vision goggles making sure all those celebrities are safe from harm while undressing in front of their bedroom windows at night.
However, in the days before Tom Cruise was the only slightly sinister man to follow Nicole Kidman around, she has revealed that she was once stalked as a teenager.
This wouldn’t have happened on our watch.
She took time out from kissing that cowboy fella to say:
“It was my most frightening experience at that age. ?I had a man who would follow me around – older, with long grey hair.”
“He found out where I lived and would phone me. He would just sit in a pub across the road and watch – then tell people he was a friend of mine.”
Having Gandalf peek at you from behind a?lamp-post?must be?terrifying?for anyone but knowing he’s already knocked back 6 glasses of Lambrini in the pub beforehand is the very essence of nightmares.
TELL THE POLICE KIDMAN, YOU FRAIL WOMAN!!. FOR THE LOVE OF G……Oh you did.
“The police talked to him, but they said they couldn’t do anything until he did something to me. You never know how bad these people are going to be.”
So the rubbish rozzers did nothing and she was so outraged and determined not to be put in that position again, she went down the self-preservation route by becoming internationally famous, marrying lots of short famous people and spending her entire life in the public eye so that no-one would ever follow her or become obsessed with her ever again. Oh if we only understood what irony meant we’d?probably?use that word here.
She successfully filed a restraining order against some other nutjob in 2001.
Result.
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