For a while, Avril Lavigne was one of the most famous people on Earth. She was a very marketable mix of Alanis Morrisette and Nu Metal and everyone wanted her to hurry up with the ageing process so they could stop feeling guilty for fancying her.
And her fangs.
Like Hubba Bubba, she quickly lost her flavour, spat at some photographers and started wearing dolly bird make-up… yet somehow, she still has something of a career. So while she toured herself to her dwindling audience, she figured she’d throw a cover version into her set. A Coldplay song no less. This is where one brave soul rushed the stage to try and stop this unfurling horror.
The rest of the press are saying this stage-invader must be ‘demented’ or ‘crazed’, but for our money, this was a brave, honourable soul who was trying to stop one of the most awful things humanity has ever witnessed from happening.
Sadly, they failed.
Lavigne and her band where about to launch into a version of Coldplay’s ‘Fix You’ when the superhuman dash to the aid of our ears, stopping the song and prompting Avril into a piercing scream.
Sadly, security arrived and removed our hero, leaving the singer to perform the worst cover version ever.
Here’s a video of the incident which sadly, ends in a song and not Avril Lavigne being bundled into the back of a car with duct tape wrapped around her head.
Oh well.
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EssBen says
I sort of try and fancy her as I get the feeling that it’s the type of thing that society expects of me as a hetero (pretty much, see below) male…….but she’s so bland it’s like trying to fancy a hastily made guy fawkes dummy with a face crudely drawn onto a half inflated balloon. Or the figure from the ladies loo sign, except not as memorable.
Nice hair though, I wonder if she uses Aussie hair care products too? If she ever tries to cover Metallica again and I have to stage invade and intervene, I will do my best to try and smell her hair before security take me off to be pummelled.