In a week where regular editor Stuart Heritage has gone missing, it is interesting to note that Sandra Bullock has obtained a temporary restraining order against a man accused of stalking her since 2003.
Heritage, who has the real name of Thomas James Weldon according to various reports and sources, has been ordered not to contact the actress at any of her homes or on movie sets. Weldon will have to attend a further hearing 6th August.
This is not the first we’ve seen this. A previous restraining order obtained in 2003 ran out last year, leaving the celebrity obsessed critic free to hound the poor Speed actress all over again.
He informed doctors, who were given the unfortunate task of treating his unspeakably sick mind at a Wyoming hospital, that he had driven from Tennessee to try to meet Bullock at her home in Jackson Hole.
Before any of you mental Michael Jackson fans start going nuts, Jackson Hole is the name of a place and not in fact a slur designed to besmirch the name of the recently deceased singer.
Reports also state that the restraining order seeks to protect Louis Bardo Bullock, the seven-month-old baby that the actress is in the process of adopting.
In previous court filings, Weldon has been accused of repeatedly trying to contact Bullock and following her around the country to try to meet her.
According to court documents, Bullock has never met the troubled gossip editor.
Please note: Sections of this article may be factually incorrect and added for comedic purposes/reasons only clear to an obviously bored writer on a slow news day
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