Justin Bieber’s not exactly known for his smarts, but even he’s got to realize that he’s twenty years, a hundred pounds and a greasy?mustache?away from having to pay girls to sleep with him.?
One of the perks of being young, rich and famous is that there are legions of barely legal girls willing to throw their grandmothers under a bus just for the chance to lick those abs. Biebs really would have to be a few bulbs short of a tanning bed to splash out on some hookers when horny fans are probably easier to get a hold of than a takeaway pizza. That totally creepy video of a sleeping Justin? That has ‘rabid fan’ written all over it.