David Beckham probably doesn’t like hookers. Not that one should suppose he takes personal umbrage with all hookers. But there’s one who’s singing like a canary to a tacky tabloid that he’s got to be at least mildly annoyed by.
David also doesn’t like to be heckled, hecklers. You’d do well to not bring up the call girl who, to be fair, David probably didn’t sleep with in 2007. You might get shouted at. Really loudly. In David’s totally not scary helium-inhaling-sounding voice.
David, for those out of the loop, is rumoured by an American magazine called In Touch Weekly to have a bit of a soft spot for the ladies of the night. Ladies who cost $10,000-per-night. The kind who twiddle their thumbs for three years before coming out of hiding to ruin your life. Ladies like 26-year-old Irma Nici. That tart – and we’re not just name calling because we’re annoyed we wasted our time at Heckler University to earn… not $10K-per-night.
At least we get to live vicariously through the imaginative minds at ITW. Though, with the amount of creative writing going into each of their cover stories, sometimes we wish we worked there.
Irma’s claims of vanilla paid sex sessions, three years ago, during a time David was already married with three kids, have gained surprising ground considering they’re not based on much. A few text messages, and perhaps a few photos, do not a scandal make in our books.
Someone needs to tell that to the smart mouth who mocked David over the cheating allegations. Someone who sounds like they are being an utter ass about the whole thing. Someone who made our beloved, silly-voiced David fly into a rage. A totally not terrifying rage.
News of the World has the video. And Us Weekly magazine reports:
Don't tease David Beckham about his hooker scandal. The soccer stud, 35, exploded after one fan taunted him after his team LA Galaxy defeated the New York Red Bulls, 2-0, Friday night. ?Stop with the prostitutes!? the fan yelled, referring to In Touch Weekly?s erroneous cover claiming that Beckham had wild sex with $10,000-a-night hookers.
Hearing the remarks, Beckham immediately turned around and marched toward his heckler. ?Oh, he's coming after me!? the fan said (see that on the video from Britain?s News of the World?s website, above). Seconds later, Beckham got in the man?s face and snapped, ?Do you want to say it again? Do you want to say it again??? The person pleaded, ?I didn't say anything!? Disgusted, Beckham replied, ?You got a Galaxy shirt on! You got a Galaxy shirt on!? He walked away still furious before turning back again, pointing at his head and mouthing the words: ?Say it to my face.?
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so hooray for that.