?Wanna get married??
?Alright (checks watch) but I can only do it for 72 hours.?
?Okay, cool, best get a move on then.?
This is obviously what Kris Humphries casually said to Kim Kardarshian over a pint down their local pub one night; both dressed in velour.
So, with a list as long as a human leg of celebrity marriages that we have so gullibly followed and photographed, why is another tits-up-wedding SO scandalous and shocking?