Kim Kardashian must love and loathe that sex tape of hers. Without it, we would have never heard of her, leaving her to be a mere ‘debutante’, rather than a ‘celebutante’. Now, she’ll tell you she has lots to give with her myriad of talents… but alas, it’s getting boned on film by Brandy’s brother that will always be at the top of her CV.
And now Kim K is married, everyone has started reacquainting themselves with Kim and Ray J’s tape, which must be brilliant news for Kardashian’s new husband, Kris Humphries (who, incidentally, bumped into Ray J and his long penis on a plane earlier this week).
So popular is it, that Kardashian’s sex tape (a bumper 39-minutes long) has now been valued at more than ?18 million by its owners. If you’re sick of watching it online, there’s a good chance you’ll be able to buy it on DVD, slotting it next to your copies of the Die Hard trilogy and Get Him To The Greek. You idiots will watch any old rubbish won’t you?
If you haven’t seen the tape (unlikely), then you’ll see Ray J throwing poses, almost as if this footage was always meant to be leaked. He pops his long member into a bored looking Kardashian who seemingly has a problem with taking off her bra.
It really is a thrill a minute.
However, these days, Vivid Entertainment has the rights to the tape (how that happens without theft, we’ve no idea) and they’ve been approached by a Tennessee law firm representing a bidder who wants the tape FOREVER. We’re looking at Kim’s mother and father square in the eye here.
The letter says:
“We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms Kardashian”
Smelling dough, Vivid boss Steve Hirsch says:
“Based on its long term value, it looks like ?18million would be a starting point for a discussion on all of the rights. I have no idea who is behind this offer but if it’s Kim, I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. She has my number and can call me any time.”
Kim has already received a ?3million pay-off over the sex-tape, and said earlier this year:
“There’s embarrassment and shame.”
And your rent paid. You forgot that part.
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