Kim Kardashian is getting married or something and of course, like all awful brides, she’ll be planning everything in such detail that it couldn’t ever hope to go as she plans. Which is good, because that’s an allegory for marriage itself or some hokey fluff like that.
She’s getting married to some berk called Kris Humphries if you care and wearing a Vera Wang dress, whoever she is.
However, as her wedding day approaches, we can’t help but wish something terrible will go wrong, and so, we’ve compiled clips of everything we hope happens during the ceremony.
The guests will be wealthy and the gifts will be outrageous, but there is no allowing for the unexpected.
Things always go wrong at wedding ceremonies and we’re looking at what those things are. In fact, we say these are things that go wrong, when really, we hope all of these things happen.
Preferably at the same time in some amazing tragi-comedy.
First off, we all know that Kim and Kris aren’t the sharpest spoons in the drawer, so there’s a very good chance that they might fluff their lines, like this pancakey couple.
Of course, we’ve also got the option of Kim Kardashian loving someone else too. We know she’s thick, so let us hope she gets caught by the inevitable TV crew that will be on hand, doing something really, really dumb like this.
Failing getting off with someone who isn’t her new husband, we can rely on that great wedding tradition – Fight! Fight! Fight!
Or perhaps a tsunami may hit them? That’d be great television right? Everyone loves a disaster movie, and what nicer couple could it foist itself upon?
Or, maybe, the groom can start a massive beef with the best man, real talk?
Or someone could simply shit their pants during the ceremony, like this nasty mother who totally blamed a follow-through on her unsuspecting baby.
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d says
I vote for the crapping your pants during the ceremony! And I just know it will be that vile, disgusting sister Chloe. And she’ll probably dribble it on her Mom’s $2 million purse. Please, please , please let it be so!
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