Remember Kim Kardashian releasing a record called ‘Jam (Turn It Up)’? Of course you don’t. No-one bought the thing, apart from a dozen post-modern women who thought it was a sexy document of boiling your own stupid homemade jam which no-one gives two shits about.
The record didn’t bother the charts and quietly sloped away with it’s g-string crying into the night.
And so, the promo clip which was made for it never saw the light of day… until some scamp leaked it online for us all to titter at. Of course, click over the jump and you can see Kimmy writhing around in rubber incontinence knickers while licking her swollen lips. Marvellous.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s star appears with her plastic gruds on, all oiled up like she’s been dragged through a burger fryer, completely with damp hair which will surely give her a rotten cold.
Naturally, she’s shoving her arse and boobs into camera at every given chance, just in case you’d forgotten that she was a woman.
Khloe Kardashian says of the vid:
“The song was for charity; it wasn’t for her to have a recording deal. [It was] something she just wanted to be for herself and for fun, so the video she made just for herself.”
“It was never meant to be played publicly.”
But alas, it leaked, just like that shuddering sex-tape which brought the celebutante to our attention in the first place.
In better news, her new husband Kris Humphries has already been spotted out and about without his wedding ring on. That’s great isn’t it? Anyway, here’s the stupid video.
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