No matter where you go, we are constantly told that Cheryl Cole is the nation?s sweetheart. Newspapers convey this to us and even the butcher will inform you as he's tenderising a turkey’s face.
It seems that if you release a couple of pop songs, smack a toilet attendant in the face and catch malaria, you\’ll capture the hearts of the country. She is basically Princess Diana 2.0.
On the other side of the coin is Kerry Katona, a woman who has seemingly had every possible trauma happen to her. From messy divorces, drug busts and exaggerated medical conditions surely it would been irresponsible for a major TV network to film someone having potential nervous breakdowns? Oh, hold on, people like watching that? Based on that argument, Kerry Katona will soon be dubbed ‘the nation’s tragedy.’