Even though everyone dissed 2016 and said it was a horrible year, I think 2017 might be the actual end of days. Donald Trump is the president, there are terrorist attacks every other day, Kylie Jenner finally got off Tyga’s dick, and, the most significant sign of the apocalypse: George Clooney became a father.
Amal, George’s badass wife, gave birth on Tuesday to a baby boy and a baby girl, and George Clooney announced it in the most George Clooney way possible.