George Clooney’s throwaway and my favorite WWE diva, Stacy Keibler, was at Burning Man festival over the weekend. She described the drug-fueled hippy fest as a “life-changing experience.”
Some possible explanations behind this life-changing event; 1. The realization she’s fading into obscurity. 2. Acceptance that Clooney is gone forever and she will no longer live in his A-list, affluent world. 3. The mushrooms she took a half-hour ago are really starting to kick in. I almost feel bad for all these “models,” and cocktail waitresses that once dated George Clooney…Almost. I mean it has to suck balls to go back to normal life after living with a huge movie star.
No more Oscar pre-party hobnobbing with Brad Pitt and Angie. No more summers in Lake Como at Clooney’s Italian villa. I mean I hope George is at least nice enough to rent a U-haul so they can bring all their crap back home to mom.
Oh and Stacy BTW, Mad Max called and he wants his bikini top and chaps back.
There are better ways to have a life-changing experience. For example read a philosophy book or take a course about religion. Being half-naked in a dusty desert surrounded by stoned concert-goers is not the way. And just because you take too much peyote and see god in the butthole of a naked hippie, does not constitute a change in life.
I had an ex boyfriend who went to Burning Man and came back gay (let’s face it he was always gay) and ended up working and living on a gay farm (they exist!), so sorry if I am a bit bitter about Burning man.
No need to worry about Stacy Keibler, she’s already fucking another millionaire, tech entrepreneur, Jared Pobre. Not to mention she will always have WWE wrestling and posing in a bathing suits for Maxim magazine as a back-up plan. Get that money girl.