So, tomorrow is the last day of 2014, and overall it has been a pretty big year in the world of celebrity. Taylor Swift broke records with her album 1989, Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her greased up ass, and Ryan Gosling broke a lot of hearts by impregnating Eva Mendes.
A lot of big things happened, but, at the end of the year,?some stories and celebs stood out a bit more than others. So here they are: the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Miley (she’s basically all three). The biggest celebrity moments of 2014.
Pharrell’s Hats
Since the Grammys at the beginning of the year people have been obsessed with Pharrell Williams and his wacky fucking hats. Dude has spent the majority of the year walking around looking like a goddamn Arby’s ad and?his now infamous brown one was briefly the most Googled thing IN THE WORLD. It’s a fucking hat! A hat who is having a better and bigger year than most people.
Solange vs. Jay-Z
Who can forget the infamous elevator fight between Beyonc?’s sister, Solange, and her husband, Jay-Z, from earlier this year? The family has since smoothed things out, but video footage came out?after the MET Ball?showing Solange losing her goddamn mind and attempting to beat the fuck out of Jay-Z in an elevator after leaving a MET Ball after party. No one knows what the fight was about, but the story really solidified Solange’s image as a crazy bitch.
Kim’s Ass
Kim Kardashian’s ass was EVERYWHERE this year! From her photoshopped work out pics earlier in the year, to her numerous selfies,?and her internet breaking bare ass pics at the end of the year, Kim could not keep that damn thing in her pants in 2014. It’s like, we get it, you have a big ass, we’ve seen it, you can chill out now.
A Bunch of Famous Bitches got Married
Brangelina finally got married, Kimye got married, hell, even forever bachelor George Clooney got married. 2014 was like the year of major celeb weddings.
Ariana Grande was a Bitch
Ariana Grande spent 2014 turning into the female Justin Bieber a.k.a a spoiled, bratty, ungrateful cunt. In a short year she’s developed one of the biggest and worst diva reputations in the music industry. If she doesn’t chill the fuck out I can’t see 2015 being a great year for her and her career.
Miley was an Even Bigger Hot Mess
If you thought Miley was a hot mess in 2013, she proved just how much further she could take it in 2014. From giving head to blow up dolls and frequently wearing nipple pasties as shirts, Miley basically constantly looked like MDMA is MDMA were a person.
Butts were Super In
Butts and songs about butts took over the world this year. From J.Lo and Iggy to Nicki Minaj, butts were literally and figuratively HUGE this year. What body type will become super popular in the new year? My vote is on side boob.
Shia was a Lunatic
From getting arrested at a Broadway play, to throwing his bizarre I’m Sorry art exhibit, Shia LaBeouf was legit a huge fucking pretentious lunatic all year. However, he wasn’t even the most pretentious lunatic in Hollywood this year…
So was Jaden Smith
Go spend a few minutes on Jaden’s Twitter or Google ANY interview with the kid. No one in the world needs to shut the fuck up as much as this kid does.
Lindsay Lohan Claimed to have Banged a Bunch of Famous Dudes
Lindsay’s celebrity “bang” list was revealed this year and she claims to have fucked some pretty famous hunks. The only one who seemingly gave a fuck about the whole thing was James Franco, who denied banging Lohan a whole lot. Like, he wouldn’t let it go. He denied it so much it basically seemed like he DID bang her. We are on to you, Franco!
Nick Jonas made?Everyone Thirsty
Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez get sexy and it’s like “Disney Girls Gone Bad.” Nick Jonas does it and every woman and gay man in the world gets a total wetty. Not that I’m complaining, I mean, he looks amazing, and everyone is noticing.
Bill Cosby gets Called out for being?Rapey
After years and years of Bill Cosby being accused of drugging and raping women, the entertainment industry FINALLY sort of turned on him. It only took like dozens of women (including some famous women) being like “yes, he drugged me!” for people to finally give a shit, but hey, better late than never, I guess?
Mama June is a Terrible Mom
Because nothing says “Mom of the Year” like dating the man who just got out of jail for molesting your oldest daughter when she was a kid…
Kendall Jenner became a Real Model
Kendall went from being a little sister to the Kardashian’s to being a fashion It Girl, modeling for everyone from Chanel to Estee Lauder. Get it Girl.