Kim Kardashian, the only woman on Earth who can feasibly save us all from ourselves thanks to her amazing charm, wit and intellect, is getting married to some bozo called Kris Humphries. Naturally, us mere mortals are thrilled at the prospect of a wealthy woman doing something that not-wealthy people do all the stinkin’ time.
And Kim’s sister – Khlo? Kardashian – is the lucky pup that has been named maid-of-honour, which means she’s got a party to sort out.
Apparently, she’s going to ensure it’s as embarrassing as possible for Kim… however, bearing in mind that we’ve already seen Kim have full sex with a man called Ray J and witnessed her tears as a magazine splashed her naked, silver body across the front cover, you’d have some way to go to actually embarrass this woman. We can only assume that it will involve full sex with a dog, hired as a stripper on the night itself.