Adam Lambert is like a pop T Rex. He’s a little gyrating glamour-puss with a penchant for being as camp as he damn well pleases. Seeing as this is ‘coming out’ week, we feel we should applaud him for ramming his gayness down people’s throats. Apart from those consenting, we don’t mean that literally.
Anyway, as we all know, there are a lot of simple minded, slackjawed simpletons out there who, for reasons not clear to anyone, think that it’s their business where someone they’ve never met might want to stick their engorged member.
Over in Malaysia, there’s an Islamist opposition party who have stomped their angry little feet and demanded that authorities cancel a planned concert by Lambert, just in case they become aroused by him and have to flog themselves into a coma with their own disgust.