Since he stopped trying to fit all of his tongue into random men’s mouths on TV, Adam Lambert has gone quiet.
Or at least he had. Now Adam Lambert is back on the scene doing what he does best – dividing the population with his sheer unstoppable flair for generating controversy. What has Adam Lambert done this time? Has he kissed a man? Has he felched a nun? Has he bummed a unicorn? Not quite, no. Adam Lambert has stopped a song in the middle of a concert because a girl in the audience was talking on her phone.
Which is a bit like kissing a man, in many ways. It is. It is. Stop it. It is. Anyway, there’s video after the jump.
The thing that makes Adam Lambert so popular is the thing that makes him so controversial – he does whatever he wants. If he wants to appear on the world’s most-watched talent show and sing Ring Of Fire in the style of a Moroccan having his testicles pierced outside a metal-scraping factory, then he’ll do that. If he wants to release his debut album with a sleeve that makes him look like the pan-sexual alien ghost of Fat Elvis, then he’ll do that too. And if he wants to kiss a man right in the face on live television he’ll do that too.
Adam Lambert plays by his own rules. He’s dangerous, he’s a rebel, he’s quite possibly a homosexual. And woe betide anyone who stops Adam Lambert from doing what he wants to do, because then there’ll be hell to pay. A very special type of hell that mainly involves listening to Adam Lambert saying “Really?” a couple of times in a high-pitched voice and then pulling a scrunched-up face like an adorable teddy bear.
And that’s exactly the kind of unapologetic shitcanning that Adam Lambert doled out to girl in the audience of a private iHeartRadio concert in New York this week. What did she do to provoke this fearsome Adam Lambert outburst? She was talking on her telephone while he was trying to sing a song, the inconsiderate bitch. Look, there’s video of it and everything…
We have to say that we agree with the woman at the end of end of the video who said “That is NOT cool.” She’s absolutely right. It is NOT cool. It’s the least cool thing we’ve think we’ve ever seen, in fact. We’re shocked at just how uncool it is? Seriously? Liking Adam Lambert enough to go to one of his concerts? That is NOT cool.
Oh, she meant the talking on the phone thing, didn’t she?
Whoops.
As you were, everyone.
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Jennifer says
It was an acoustic version of “Whataya Want From Me”, and unlike his other rock concerts, this one was supposed to be soft and dead quiet, not quite the type of concert where it’s okay to order pizza at the top of your lungs from the front row, which she was doing.
And what’s with you and all your hate? Your tough front isn’t funny, but makes you sound like some bitter old single man going through his middle age crisis instead. Lay off Adam Lambert and your lame gay jokes.