You know what’s probably the sexiest awards show moment ever? When Madonna tongue-kissed Britney Spears that time.
Remember that? Hoo boy, that was sexy. Two girls going at it full tilt – what could be sexier than that? But you know what’s probably the least sexy awards show moment ever? Adam Lambert tongue-kissing a boy during Sunday’s American Music Awards. Seriously, who wants to see two boys going at it full tilt? That’s disgusting. They probably held hands afterwards, too. UGH.
Still, Adam Lambert has defended his man-on-man kiss during the AMAs, despite it getting 1,500 different knickers in such a twist that their owners felt obliged to complain about how turned on it made them. Or how offended they were. Or something.
Did you see Adam Lambert’s performance of For Your Entertainment on Sunday night’s American Music Awards? It was disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. It sounded like Dame Shirley Bassey covering Womanizer by Britney Spears. Honestly, we’ve never been so offended by anything in all our lives. It was such a shameless rip-off of the current fad for electro-Glitterbeat pop music that we felt dirty afterwards. We had to go and wash ourselves. It was disgusting.
Oh, plus Adam Lambert kissed a man at the end. That was interesting too.
Except it turns out that Adam Lambert’s gay kiss garnered 1,500 complaints from irate viewers, making it easily the most offensive thing to happen on the night. And that must be pretty offensive, because the Black Eyed Peas won an award that night, and that’s easily one of the most offensive things we’ve ever heard.
However, Adam Lambert kissed a man on TV and a lot of people got angry as a result – after all, Adam Lambert is the first gay pop star in history – so he needed to respond to the outcry. The done thing here would be for Adam Lambert to follow the Mel Gibson situation aversion model and apologise, then apologise to a leader of the heterosexual community and finally go off to rehab until he starts liking girls. But, no, this is Adam Lambert we’re talking about. He always has to be different. So what did he do? The Chicago Tribune reports:
“People are scared, and it’s really sad. I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things. It’s all for a laugh — it’s really not that big of a deal.” If you didn’t like it, tough cookies, Lambert told “Access Hollywood”: “I believe in artistic freedom and expression. I believe in honoring the lyrics of a song, and those lyrics aren’t really for everybody either.”
That’s not strictly true – if Adam Lambert really believed in honouring the lyrics of a song so much, then his American Idol rendition of Ring Of Fire would have climaxed with him dousing his anus in petrol and then torching it – but he’s got a point. A boy kissed a boy – big whoop.
More importantly, why didn’t anyone tell us that Adam Lambert was gay? If only there had been some clue about his sexuality before now. We’re stunned.
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Janet says
It wasn’t the kiss that was offensive it was the simulated blow job and sado masichism leashes that the young 10-12 year old girls watched after having their princess Taylor win. That’s what bothered the parents.
Chrinyc says
Love two guys kissing, want to see more of that… Im tired of homophobes
Darl says
It was shock value he was going for because he has not talent. Just another “singer” that will go down the tubes.
Sunny says
I’m unabashedly still ‘frisky’ after seeing that entire blue light flashing scream fest. Love man on man action… or woman on woman… or woman and men. Hell I love sex. That’s it. I love sex. With leashes.
The entire scandalous situation; of course gLambert knew this was cumming. (<<pun)
Joanne says
There’s something so hot about his audacity and fierceness. It’s a extension of Adam and his talent that is so very fascinating and interesting to watch.
CUSHI says
I hope I never get to see him entertain ever again…HORRIBLE, A BIG FAT DISGUSTING!
Areader says
Adam Lambert’s gay burlesque song and dance routine (if you could call it that) was pathetic! He had a golden opportunity to close out the AMA and he blew it! He thinks because Madonna and Britney sucked some face that he would also be able to pull it off…WRONG! Madonna and Britney were already music icons when they pulled their little charade, Adam Lambert is a rookie green pea, big difference. Add to that that they weren’t simulating fellatio. This will be a set back for him for sure, Good Morning America has already dumped him from appearing. That nonsense may have worked in the gay bath houses of San Fransico, however, it certainly didn’t fly at the AMA!
magnetite says
Burlesque? Gay bath houses? Is it 1906 where you are?
I, for one, applaud his label’s cynical marketing ploy. If it shifts enough albums then it will be tried again and again by other labels until America is tired of being offended.
So that’ll be indians, jews, black people, Latinos and soon homosexuals that the USA finally accepts aren’t anywhere near as bad as they’ve been told by their idiot forefathers and church leaders.
Just the Rooskies and the Roswell aliens to go then.
JoeMomma says
What happend to all the screaming girlie fans he had in the last post about this? Oh wait, they are all watching Twilight endlessly.
Notthevideogame says
Hahaha… I love how the hypocrites love to tear apart a guy for being gay. Who cares? If someone straight is aloud to do something outrageously offensive, then why not a gay man? I’ll tell you why. Everyone is afraid of homosexuals. It’s this simple. Being afraid of another human being who’s only difference is sexual preference is reprehensible, and frankly, quite pathetic. Really you don’t have anything better to do than chastise a guy for a performance that is obscene? What do you care? If Brittany and Madonna can do it, why not Adam? Heh, maybe the religious right will finally realize we don’t care what they think.
ad versum says
Love guy and girl kissing, want to see MORE of THAT. I’m really tired of homophiles and homosexuals. At least on public.
shimmyjimmy says
wtf let the poor guy be who he is, he kissed a guy holy sh** call the cops, god leave him alone he is who he is. and screw all the people that got angry if they have a problem with him being who he is they can go fu** them selfs.
christcille says
adam is a gay i think he is a gay or a guy??????????????????????
Laura says
To answer the question: Who wants to see two guys kiss? ME! Geez louise, do you know how tiring it is to see two girls going at it??? I say bring on the boys with pretty make up and let them tongue for hours. Now that’s entertainment!!!!
Hugs to all the haters=the more uncomfortable homosexually makes you the more you should figure out why??? (batting my pretty blue eyes at you)
Jennifer says
Love homophobes NOT posting shit all over the internet, want more of that. I’m really tired of double standards that decree man on man unacceptable when straight couples can have sex on the Queen’s lawn without any problem.