During American Idol, Adam Lambert has kept one aspect of his life deliberately ambiguous. But today we can blow that secret wide open.
We can barely bring ourselves to tell you this. It’s controversial, but Adam Lambert is… Adam Lambert is a fan of Bloomin’ Onions. Adam Lambert made his disgusting, perverted Bloomin’ Onion fetish appallingly public when he dined at an Outback Steakhouse with what might be his boyfriend recently. Call us old-fashioned bigots if you like, but in our opinion eating an entire deep-fried onion is both depraved and unnatural.
That is what this story is about, right?
It’s the American Idol final this week. And for the first time in ages, the American Idol final represents something more than mediocre singer vs mediocre singer or, as was the case in the first season, fat woman vs crap-haired tossbandit. No, this year American Idol is a battle between Adam Lambert and Kris Allen – a man who might be gay vs a man who could also feasibly be gay on account of his stupid puppydog eyes and girl’s voice.
But let’s focus on Adam Lambert. During our endless, endurance-testing American Idol recaps it’s become clear that Adam Lambert possibly has the most vocal, enthusiastic gang of supporters of any American Idol contestant ever. They even call him the new Elvis Presley, unaware that the comparison means he’ll die an obese mess in 20 years while trying to shake a bus-sized turd out of his anus.
However, there’s one thing that might stop Adam Lambert from winning American Idol. And that’s not the fact that he occasionally sings like a dolphin in a microwave – it’s because he might be gay. Possibly.
Despite all the speculation, Adam Lambert likes to keep his sexuality close to his chest – in that he literally couldn’t look any gayer if he performed I’m Every Woman in the American Idol final while dressed as everyone from The Village People at once in a set made to resemble Hampstead Heath, but he hasn’t actually admitted anything yet. Would announcing his homosexuality hurt Adam Lambert’s chances of winning American Idol? We’ll find out this week, because that’s apparently what he’s done. The New York Daily News reports:
“American Idol” finalist Adam Lambert wasn’t coy about his love life when he and other “AI” contestants got together the other night at Burbank’s Outback Steakhouse. Lambert called the dude with him “my boyfriend,” says a spy.
So is that conformation? It’s hard to say – Adam Lambert might have reportedly referred to his companion as ‘my boyfriend’ but, on the other hand, aren’t gay people supposed to have good taste? And isn’t eating at a garish quesadilla-heavy Australian-themed chain restaurant the exact scientific opposite of good taste? Maybe this isn’t as concrete as we thought.
All we know is, even if Adam Lambert does turn out to be gay, it’s hardly going to tear apart the fabric of American Idol, is it? Which is a shame, really, because we genuinely can’t overstate how much that show annoys us.
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I know all y’all are hating it now. Someone with a high IQ is on this comment board now.
Army wife,
make like Weird AL’s Parody Song of Slim Shady, “Would the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up.”
If you can’t on your own, I’ll email you some duct tape so you can tape your damn mouth shut. “WINK.”
LOL. This dumb bitch will actually be looking for the duct tape in her spam folders. (snicker, snicker)
insufferable_know_it_all -
You have aptly named yourself. When a man wears ‘guy-liner’ and black nail polish, you wonder why he is suspected as gay?
Let’s explore that….. can’t he be gay and NOT look like a clown? Or is he calling ATTENTION to the fact he is gay? Why would he DO that if he ‘just wanted to be left alone’?
Who is ‘exposing him’? HE’S EXPOSING HIMSELF – moron!
Americans don’t think he’s “Idol” material. Next you want a drag queen for President?
Sheesh!
WTF! I cant belive that someone as stupid as you can exist!!! Because of people as stupid as you, REAL talent isnt rewarded!!! Come on, Kris better than Adam?! NO WAY IN HELL!! Would you choose a dumdass heterosexual president or a great homosexual president? the sexuality is the less important thing there, the only important thing is REAL TALENT, nothing else…
Couldn’t have said it better myself. We have a black president now, so maybe some people’s narrow minds can be broader
you are right adam suppose to win american idol not kriss….i know adam is better than kriss and adam deserves to win…….he is a great singer and will always be i am his big fan and i will always supprt him no matter what goes on in his life and so what if his gay i support him with that too…..love u adam lambert
Insufferable moron , know it all, whatever
You are an ignorant fool.
Respect is a two way street – I realize in your small brain that street is only 1 way but TRUST ME IT ISN’T!
People are allowed to believe what they want to believe.
I also argue with countrybarbie, but you are as big an ignoramus that she/he/is..all of your posts prove what a despicable creature you are.
I didn’t know you and countrybarbie,armywife, had so much in common.
So again, 1 more time I will try an explain, why it is that real Christian leave people alone.
1. Judge not, lest ye be judged
2. Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
(note to QTP2T: I really don’t think that it has a lot to do with guyliner or nailpolish, its all about imagine, I think Adam was playing the androgenous card that David Bowie played for so long and it back fired.
Funny, I remember the 80′s hair metal bands, they wore more makeup, nailpolish and hairspray than I did!!!! But none of them were gay, just saying, sometime’s the cover and the inside of the magazine are different.
I think it was the judge’s fawning over Adam and that’s why he lost, people love to root for an underdog)
I don’t know why you are so dramatic. Each of the people you trashed, you mentioned that everyone has an opinion, yet you bash them for it. If you don’t like AI, why do you watch it? or is it that you don’t watch it and just know about it? Whatever, if you really listened to Adam sing, you would know what a great singer he is. Does it matter to you how he looks? Guyliner and black nail polish. His range is incredible. It was a mistake that people voted for Chris Allen, because we all know who was better. Adam has my support, and I will buy his music. It does not matter what his sexual preference is! Why not be kind to people responding to you? It makes sense to not rile people so that they will continue to read your posts. A fan of Adam Lambert.
Why can’t people back the hell up and come to terms that the show is (was) about TALENT. He presented himself to us raw and in every song he drug us into our own deams. America did want him to be our idol. I have no idea what went wrong, but something indeed go wrong.
Finally, somebody who gets it! =) As far as America getting it wrong, I have to disagree with you there. Because Adam made it that far and didn’t win, he was not only noticed by nearly the entire American Public, but he will also never have any ties with the AI producers, giving him more freedom to sing the things that he wants to sing. I think that Kris needed to win AI because without the record contract, I don’t think he would’ve ever become big- So really, two people won this year.
I have no problems whatsoever with him being gay or not. It won’t change his personality in any way. He’ll always be the same person he was deep down inside: Adam Lamburt. And so what if he’s gay?! Should we look down on him, spit at his feet, ignore his talents???!!! No. Of course not. Never be racist or sexist to anybody, because you’re falling down to the “bad people” level. Be the better person.
Sherry,
I can’t honestly comment because I don’t watch American Idol, I was commenting on how much hating was going on, both sides, for and against Adam. And to be fair, all of the pics from AI are all Adam…
But look, the most successful people from AI didn’t win.
Chris Daughtry – 2 time double platinum album – not bad
Jennifer Hudson – can we say OSCAR
Clay Aiken – Spamalot, and working with Monty Python has got to be most people’s dream – or at least mine!
I can continue, but I think you get my point. He will be successful on his own terms, and not be at the beck and call of whatever crap Simon Cowell and others at 19 want him to sing/look like/impersonate. And that really that is winning isn’t it?
Adam is a star and the rest of this is crap. Who
cares who he dates? He is sexy in any language and any gender.
Aw…all the little bitty teenie boppers will be so sad because their crush is not into girls. Check out youtube for the current teenage Lambert worship…its pretty nauseating.
Um, excuse me? The worhip of Miley Cyrus is nauseating, not Adam Lambert. Adam is actually talented and is good-looking. And secondly, I don’t appreciate being called a “bitty teenie bopper” I can’t wait for the day you have a kid and they become obsessed over somebody. Would you call THEM a bitty teenie bopper?
seriouslyy ppl just cause a guyy is gayy dosent mean they cant be successfull in the music buisness… really i bet there are lots of gay musicans that u are fans of what if u found out they were gay would u hate them i think not adam is brillat the only reason he lost was because kris was cuter no matter what adam will always be better soo really no need to sit there and fight over it… what if u found out one of u really close family members was gay or something? would u lose contact just cause of that??? reallyy… think about it…
All I know is I went to bed a little depressed after I looked at the pics online. He’s hot but not interested in women. Shame…
Why are you guys so OBESSED with finding out if he’s gay or not. My closes friend were eyeliner and pants his nail black that doesn’t mean he’s gay!!!
If he’s gay let him…if he’s not okay!!!It’s HIS life who are we to judge. Worry about your damn self!!!!!
~A pissed of person who’s tired of labels!!!>=(
I agree!!! So what if hes gay, its his choice! Just his way of belief.
All i know ia that Adam Lambert is a FAG!
i hate those!
instead of calling him the “new Elvis Presley”, why dont they call him the “new Boy George”?
Didn’t your God say that u should love the sinner but hate the sin? For the “most free” country in the world, most of you are trapped by ignorance, and every type of “ism” you can find. It’s no wonder that the rest of the world thinks that you guys are all stupid. South Africa loves Adam, gay, straight, drag queen whatever. Also love Obama, first time that Americans voted with logic. After all the stupidity.
It just grates me that you people have to be such fools.
P.S this comment was not for the smarter, more open-minded people.
Um, I think that you need to shut the hell up and get over your homophobia. First of all, you don’t refer to fags as “those”. It’s rude, immature, and only makes you look like a jackass. Secondly, just because he’s going to become really successful off of American Idol doesn’t mean you should get so pissy about “New Elvis Presley”. People just look at Adam Lambert for his talent, and that’s all we should look at him for.
He is sooo not!!! He is very talented! Don’t be so judgemental to his beliefs!
wow, why the hell do u guys really care if he is gay
in my opinion, adam is an amazing singer and at least is something a little bit DIFFERNT than all the other stupid people on the show.
i honestly cried when he didnt win.
he seems like a good person so stop putting him down for something he cant help. its not like hes the only gay person in the world.
yes, i think hes extremely hott too, but if he was gay, it wouldnt matter to me cuz then i know that no hoes are gonna try to get to him =).
so shut up. he is talented. your not. get over it.
LMAO. That’s my approach to it too. If he’s gay, none of us fans can ever say that somebody else beat us to him. ;D
AGREED!
oops my agree was supoded to go to bella.
Sure people had speculations, but this “outing” is important.
Today I published an article that discusses the question:
is America ready for a Gay Idol?
This is a funny take on the news Lambert is gay http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=135 I also don’t care if he is gay or not. he rocks!
FAG! Gays shouldn’t be allowed to do anything in this world!
Fuck you and fuck you again! It’s people like you that are the skum of this earth and are the narrow minded fuck’s as you are!!! oh, fuck off and hide in a box, cause you’re kids (or you) are next!
regards,
THE ARAB!
OMG, are you f*** serious!
why the hell should we care if he is gay!!!!!
he is way better than Kris will ever be.
If he likes men who gives a s*** its AMERICA!!!
You are the reason people are killing themselves, its because there afraid of what you marons will say to them.
ADAM YOU KEEP SINGING THESE PEOLE ARE JUST PLAN JELOUS BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER SING LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and to that Jamie Flax guy, gay people think, talk, see and smell just like you. THEN ARE HUMANS NOT ALIENS THEY HAVE RIGHTS THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE THAT WALKS THE EARTH.
I think that this is terrible. I’m glad that Kris won, because i wouldn’t want a GAY man being the next idol. I think that gay rights are wrong.
Fuking FAGS he should be stoned on site.
Understand your fuking morons he takes a dick in the ass.
There is nothing COOL about that, it’s also not cool when to carpet munchers go at it.
FACT he’s sucked simons dick in the back to get that far.
Are you tone deaf? Or you don’t know real music when you hear it? Or maybe you’ve been singing in the shower so much that you think your voice is actually good.
Adam Lambert sings very well and he doesn’t need any help from Simon to do it, unlike you who needs to be banged a few times for the motor in your brain to start working.
You judge people by who they are than what they can do. Why the hell do you watch american idol anyway? It’s for people with TALENTS. So people who get up there and make it up that far deserves some recognition beyond their sexuality.
Stop being a baby and grow up, if the world was made up by people like you, it would blow up with talentless people who can’t give real people with talents a chance.
What do you know about cool anyway? Your just a jealous talentLESS loser.
You are kind of stupid.
For someone bashing on someone else for reportedly being “kind of stupid”, did you notice that making fun of “retards” is the lowest thing possible?
His/her comment made them sound a whole lot more intelligent than your irrelevant “retard” bashing.
YOU ARE SO SCARED OF THE COCK ARE’NT YOU? FUCK OFF!!!
OMFG Yall are all fucking stupid why would yall judge someone on what they are? seriously what the hell I know some of yall aint Homophobic Yall need to grow up and get a fucking life bitches
dude. he’s gay. even in the bible it says no to being gay/lesbian. you can’t even speak right, your cuss words don’t make any sense whatsoever, and you have no life. ADAM LAMBERT SUCCCCKKKKKSS.
Of course, the bible sure is a great, trustworthy referece, what with some of its most intelligent points being white supremacy, male supremacy and the fact that an ever burning pit of fire exists somewhere under the earth.
But aside from that, it was a good read. Wasn’t it on the New York Times bestsellers list sometime?
I like how you say that the person above you makes no sense, and then proceed to type like a third grader with “ADAM LAMBERT SUCCCCKKKKKSS.”
wtf?! there are so many singers that are gay, y r we JUST focusing on adam lambert?? i dont have a problem with gay people, but i do not think that they should be able to marry. like the bible says, marriage is between man and woman. and thats the way it should stay. but you cant crontol that kind of stuff now n days so people need to move on and get over it. lets give adam a break. and plus, hes bi so that means he likes both boys and girls. so dont use gay. cuz hes not. you people need to get a life and stop obsessing over adams choices, you cant do anything about it.
I don’t care if he’s gay I love him anyways and his talent. And wants wrong with saying that he is cute?! Cause you know he is (and his bf shh!), but I will always admire Adam for his talent and not judge him of his personal life.
Faggot!
Get over it you stupid fag lovers, he sucks balls! (Literally)
agree. agree. agree.
Adam Lambert doesn’t care about your stupid homophobic comments. Please grow a few brains and realize you’re a waste of internet space.
He’s such a big fag that he gets bashed by other fags.
He’s so gay, he’s being bashed by all the other gays.
Shouldn’t the name of his album be ‘Fag for your entertainment’
Oh, you’re so punny.
Take your homophobic comments someplace else.
i dont have a problem with gay people
but why he wanna be like lady gaga
it’s weird,
and he is sooooo gay
KRIS ALLEN ROCKS!
tbh i am english and love american idol but if it was upto our public adam would have won because frankly a lot of americans, not most by any means, seem to be completely against homosexuality. im straight but i dont care if people are gay as long as they are true to themselves. america sometimes gives off a very ignorant view and i think it needs sorting out. who cares who adam is in bed with, maybe he doesnt like the fact girls go to bed with men. theres lots of gay people so just get a grip. we are in the 21st century not the bloody 2nd
dont suppose you have heard of will young, mega big over here, we dont care that he is gay, and mark out of westlife – he is still amazingly successful. gay is not the main part of somebody, just like being straight isnt the main part of others
There is nothing less than for any on Adam Lambert was a great star like him that there is no spread
All this talk spread
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL WHO CARES IF ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY YOU PPL NEED TO LEAVE THE GAY PPL ALONE AND LET THEM HAVE A LIFE OF THERE OWN!
HEY PEEPZ IM BACK AND YOU NEEED TO LEARN HOW TO ECCEPT THE FACT THAT ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY AND THAT HE LIVES GUYS AS MUCH AS HE LOVES GIRLS BUT MOSTLY HE LIKES GUYS AND ALSO IN MY OWN OPINION I LIKE GAY GUYS MORE THAN I REGULAR GUYS BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE FUN TO HANG OUT WITH AND THEY NEED TO BE TREATED THE SAME AS THE REST OF THE WORLD
hell adam lambert is the cutest guy alive im gay and i know that sooooo
go fuck urself if u think otherwise
Hey people listen here okay I know being gay is a “sin” but is not you who is gay rite ?
Adam Lambert is just a singer there no need to hate him cause he is gay
he sing and write song for ‘His and Our Entertainment’ so don’t go saying that he is a fag
and he should not be a singer, Cause he already know he is Fag he don’t need us to remind him He had a dream to became a great singer and now he is a great singer.
Understand this I support Adam Lambert but Not his Gayness (BIG DIFFERENCE )
If your smart you’ll understand people love him through his song and so do I. Like every normal people I LIKE HIM FOR HIS SONG.
it really dosent matter dat he is a gay or not to me because he has a great talent , a very great voice and he is damn hot nd sexy.. who the hell cares anybody”s sexuality even he is gay /straight/ bi if he has got a great talent nobody has the right to stop him..so ppl around here do not hate him because he is a gay..and if u hate him because of his voice i wont say anything at all but if u think dat he has a great voice and talent and u hate him cause he is a gay then plz stop hating him..cause its his lyf let him live it the way he lyks..nd even though he is a gay he is my favorite singer…so stop bothering him who ever thinks dat we should hate him cause he is a gay…
adams a faggot who likes it up the ass him and anderson cooper should have sex with each other and then lady gaga and ellen degeneres can fuck each other too — fuckin faggots nowadays flooding the god damn media telling everyone to come out with them are idiots
I am atheist, British and do not understand the bigotry that comes out of the USA. Someone said something about wearing makeup? You do realise that men wore make-up first in the past? Now women have just taken it for themselves. If he is gay, so what? I know people who believe in the bible would say no, but there are other religions which say ‘it’s not bad’. I know of pre-Christian religions which were nicer with less nonsense. I know of nature and the christian god’s law is very anti real nature. You do know homosexuality exists in other species of animal, and do you realise that humans are just animals? In fact homosexuality has a rather high rate in bats. Grip on to the bible all you like, tell me I’m going to hell. All I’m trying to do in life is make sure everyone can be happy and no one has to suffer unnecessary bigotry and hatred.
You are saying a lot of bad words about Adam Lambert. Being gay is not an issue anymore. Hello, we are in 2010… Oh my God.. there are half a million gays around the world yet you are still criticizing them.? come on try to think of it. your children might grow up to be gay.
Its about Adam Lambert being very talented and handsome. You are only ignorant. Yes Adam is gay. So what? In fact, gays are more talented than real boys and girls. Gays are more intelligent too. You are only insecure to them.
OH MY GOD. Can we please stop talking and complaining about gayness because IT DOESNT MATTER! ITS A NEW YEAR! GET OVER IT! Hes a great singer and a great person he doesnt deserve all this shit. So fuck off all you haters! It shouldent matter if someone is different or not…all that matters is his talent and he has talent. You shouldent need to argue about anything else. Do you even realize that he might sometimes read these comments. Do you have any idea how upset he would be??!! How would you like if you were gay and had a dream of being a singer but all people talk about is how gay you are. Who cares what it says in the bible. Yes, it says a man and a woman are supossed to be together but who the fuck follows all the rules anyway?! And yes we teens go crazy over him…heres the reason: because gay guys are nicer and are way more fun that straight guys. Oh and he happens to be totally HOT!!! And im a straight girl. WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HIM LIKE THIS ANYWAY, what did he ever do to you? Who cares who he likes, hes a singer. Him being gay doesnt matter. I dont care who he is, who he likes, and what he wears. I’d still love him no matter what he does. All you haters are just jelous because he can actually sing unlike other people in the music industory nowadays. Were actually lucky to have him. Oh and no matter what you say about him and no matter how much you hurt him he will never give up his singing just because you dont like the fact that hes gay. You wont ever bring him down so just GIVE UP all you haters. Its not worth it. Oh and men wore make up even before him! Look at a few rock bands, they all wear eyeliner. He is a really sweet, caring guy and he doesnt deserve all this hate. Once again, FUCK OFF HATERS! Nobody wants to read this nonsense. Get a life. I dont know about you but ill always be a Glambert…forever and always.
PEACE! FUCK YOU HATERS! LOVE YA LOVERS! and love you forever Adam Lambert, no matter what. Xx
adam lambert penis is my choc’holate
FUCK YOU ADAM LAMBERT!!!!?
he came out with it there is a video you guys are really stupid
my EX gf said she liked adam lambert. now she’s single. ^.^
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