Think about Drew Barrymore. What do you see in your mind’s eye? Is it a precocious child actor with a slight lisp? Is it grunge-approved 90s Drew with her Doc Martens and sociable boobs? Is it elder-stateswoman of Hollywood with a penchant for bad romcoms?
Doesn’t matter what you think because all that is about to be swept under the rug under the pretense of I’m A Woman And The Role I Was Born To Do Was Motherhood.
That’s right! Apparently, Drew has a baby growing inside her which means that all her achievements and goals will now be flung under the nearest bus in favour of flooding her Facebook wall with pictures of a crapping infant, like it’s the first bald dung-machine that has ever existed!