Prince Harry is a very, very wealthy man. He could probably get people killed if he wanted to. It must be brilliant being him, even with the whole Not Sure Who My Dad Is Now You Mention It thing.
With all those coins, cars and boats at his disposal, it’s not difficult to imagine that Harry can’t move for tail. The ladies invariably throw themselves at him, with dreams of being a real life princess.
However, the press are adamant that Harry should have sex with his sister-in-law, Pippa Middleton. That’s right! The rags are courting these two, pressing their noses up at windows, overlooking a non-existent sex life. It’s astonishing. And now, it seems that Pippa ‘the arse’ Middleton is falling for it, hook line and sinker, playing out the role of nagging girlfriend before they’ve even had chance to buy condoms.
If you missed it the other week, Prince Harry acted like a drunk young person with lots of money to throw around. Basically, while in Croatia, he got hammered and jumped into a swimming pool with all his clothes on.
Why should he worry about ruining his clobber? He can buy enough trousers to cloth the human centipede a million times over.
However, Pippa Middleton isn’t happy, not that it’s got a thing to do with her.
After seeing his drinky drink antics last week, Princess Kate Of Wherever’s sister decided to give him a good telling off.
A source says:
?Pippa texted him to suggest that he starts acting “less like a teenage chav, more like a real man”.’
Chav?
Let the class wars begin.
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Boney Maroney says
Get your facts correct! Pippa is NOT his sister in-law. His sister in-law is Kate.
unkown says
I don’t believe in these rumors and that is all they are!