Kim Kardashian is obviously a member of the illumianti and down with the Bilderberg lot. Why? Well, how else could you explain her fame which is coupled with a complete absence of talent?
If that’s the case, she’s really a lizard woman posing as one of us humans?
Basically, that’s exactly what is happening here as the celebutante has been seen out and about with horrible, red, scaly skin. Of course, she’s got some paid-off doctor to pass this off as something called psoriasis, but we’re not having that for one second.
There are those that will try to tell you that psoriasis is a real disease, but we’re not fooled. It is passed off as an autoimmune disorder which causes rapid skin cell growth, which manifests itself as thick silvery scales and itchy dry red patches on the skin… but it is obvious that this is the kind of thing lizards get, not airheaded humans who have done sex tapes.
Kardashian says of it all:
“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect. When I gain a pound, it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots?”
THEY WOULD SAY YOU WERE A SECRET LEADER OF THE WORLD!
Catie Coman, director of communications for the National Psoriasis Foundation (or Secret Cabal Of Earth Rulers Masquerading As Dermatologists), adds:
“The population can often be very cruel because they think the disease is contagious or has to do with being dirty. Celebrities with psoriasis are under intense pressure, and stress is a trigger for psoriasis.”
Even Kardashian’s mother was diagnosed with psoriasis, thereby proving beyond all doubt that this is a family of crazed ruling lizardpeople.
You’ve been warned, Earthlings. Our ruler isn’t an impressive orator in a position of political power, rather, it’s someone who has sneaked in on the blindside via a sex tape and reality television.
We took our eyes off the ball but it isn’t too late. WE MUST EXPOSE KIM KARDASHIAN AS A LIZARD!
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Adeen says
Haha this is funny! I don’t believe Kim has lizard skin or someone that is disguising as a human. She is actually a human.
shuree says
unfortunately, these kardashian characters are rubbing elbows with snakes at the very least.
who’s to say they are not themselves?
who’s to say some of us are not?