Next week?s Strictly is going to be really exciting. Not this week, next week. Next week they're all going to Wembley Arena, where they?ll have the chance to fall over in front of a live audience of 6,000 people. Next week. Not this week.
This week was just the boring week where Len was back and they talked about Wembley a lot. All the celebs wanted to get to Wembley. None of them were actually there yet. Tess Daly informed us of this fact a lot. Everyone pretended to care.
With no Jennifer Grey and no massive live audience this week, the producers had to come up with some other drama to keep the audience entertained. And so they conspired with Kara Tointon to break poor Artem?s back. Because that's what last week?s mystery injury turned out to be. A fractured spine.