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Simon Cowell Gets The Bumholes About Strictly Come Dancing

by Stuart Heritage

There are two types of people in this country – people who like X Factor and people who like Strictly Come Dancing.

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WEBTHUMP! 21 October 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Here’s a lovely man from a pub – WatchWithMothers 9 – Jordan & Peter Andre: They’re still at it, you know – AmyGrindhouse 8 – Goodness. Our pals Interestment were on the telly this week. Look – BBC 7 – The Lovely Bones: good if you like to see Mark Wahlberg wearing clothes [...]

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Hey Look, It’s The Strictly Come Dancers!

by Josh Burt

While Simon Cowell prepares to spend the late Summer/Early Autumn explaining to people with special needs that while they might be special, it’s not the good singing special that he’s after, the Strictly Come Dancing judges have already vetted their contestants, fishing instead from the very deep waters of minor celebrity. Allow us to introduce [...]

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Rachel Stevens Win?

by Stuart Heritage

So this is it – the last Strictly Come Dancing recap of 2008. And what a ride it’s been.

This season of Strictly Come Dancing has had everything – shock resignations, judge in-fighting, humiliatingly credibility-obliterating phone vote cock-ups and, um, Gillian Taylforth. And that’s literally it. We’ll miss you Strictly Come Dancing. Or at least we would if Dancing On Ice wasn’t starting in about a bloody fortnight. Sheesh.

So, can Rachel Stevens win the Strictly Come Dancing final? Here’s her recap…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Can Tom Chambers Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the Strictly Come Dancing final on Saturday, which means two things: 1) it’s almost Christmas and 2) soon we’ll be writing about Celebrity Big Brother. How wonderful.

But back to Strictly Come Dancing. Saturday will be the culmination of half a year’s training for Lisa Snowdon, Tom Chambers and Rachel Stevens, and only one can win it. Unless, you know, the BBC makes the last-minute decision that they’ve all won and, instead of a final dance-off, Tess Daly just rolls around in everyone’s phone-vote money cackling like a witch. That seems to be the done thing these days.

So can Tom Chambers win Strictly Come Dancing? Here’s his recap…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Gigantic Cock-Up Edition

by Stuart Heritage

It look a long time, but now it looks like someone’s finally found a way for Strictly Come Dancing to get even more pointless.

And that’s to make such a bodge of the scoring system that nobody gets eliminated. Wonderful. Thanks to a ridiculous cock-up, nobody got voted off Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday night, which means we wasted an evening that could have spend doing something more worthwhile like, say, eating a pair of shoes or committing arson.

But, despite this monumental balls-up, the Strictly Come Dancing final still takes place on Saturday, so who’ll win? Here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Rachel Stevens

by Stuart Heritage

It’s time for the last Strictly Come Dancing recap before Saturday’s exciting semi-final. Well, Saturday’s semi-final.

Oh, who are we kidding, of course the Strictly Come Dancing semi-final is going to be exciting. There’ll be thrills, there’ll be spills and – now that Austin Healey isn’t part of the show any more – there won’t be any little midgets screaming “OLE!” all the time. That qualifies as exciting, right? Yes?

Here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Rachel Stevens…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Tom Chambers

by Stuart Heritage

Strictly Come Dancing recap time! You’ll miss these when they’re gone, you know. Or you won’t. No skin off our nose.

So let’s reflect on the series so far. We’ve had new professional dancers, in the shape of Kristina and that sleazy-looking American bloke. We’ve had the biggest scandal of Strictly Come Dancing history with John Sergeant’s resignation and, in “I am not doddery, doddery I am not,” we’ve reached the part of Bruce Forsyth’s career where he discovers irony. We give it seven out of ten.

Anyway, here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Tom Chambers…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Lisa Snowdon

by Stuart Heritage

Strictly Come Dancing recap time, which makes a change – usually at this time of the morning we’re… oh. Not a change at all, actually.

There are just three dancers left on Strictly Come Dancing, and it’s impossible to guess who’ll win at the moment. Unless you guess that Rachel Stevens is going to win, and then you’ve probably guessed correctly. But anyway, shh.

Here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon…

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Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Austin Healey Bombs Out

by Stuart Heritage

It’s a measure of how close this series of Strictly Come Dancing is that one of the front-runners can’t even make the semi-final.

And by that we mean that Austin Healey was eliminated from the show last night. And, obviously, when we say that Austin Healey was a Strictly Come Dancing front-runner, we mean that he’s clearly completely in love with himself, the puffed-up little rugby twerp.

So, Austin Healey is out of Strictly Come Dancing, but why? Well, here’s his recap…

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