Articles tagged with: Strictly Come Dancing
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley
Strictly Come Dancing is just a few weeks from being over, so let's celebrate that with some Strictly Come Dancing recaps. As well as chucking out Jodie Kidd, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing also marked the last dance by John Sergeant after his controversial resignation last week. And, if anything, it only strengthened our crush on his dance partner Kristina Rihanoff. After all, who doesn't love a girl who can't even go three poxy seconds without breaking down in tears like some sort of monstrous goon? Sexy. So here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley...
Strictly Come Dancing is just a few weeks from being over, so let's celebrate that with some Strictly Come Dancing recaps. As well as chucking out Jodie Kidd, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing also marked the last dance by John Sergeant after his controversial resignation last week. And, if anything, it only strengthened our crush on his dance partner Kristina Rihanoff. After all, who doesn't love a girl who can't even go three poxy seconds without breaking down in tears like some sort of monstrous goon? Sexy. So here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Jodie Kidd Skids Out
You people have lost heart - after ironically keeping John Sergeant on Strictly Come Dancing forever, you couldn't even do the same for Jodie Kidd. Last night Jodie Kidd became the latest contestant to be eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Her jive to Great Balls Of Fire was filled with strangulation, piggybacks and enough lyric-mouthing to fill a million soul-destroying YouTube video, but that couldn't stop it looking like either the climax to Godzilla Vs King Kong or a wildly malfunctioning piece of construction machinery. Still, Strictly Come Dancing's loss is the world of drug dealing's gain. Allegedly. But now Jodie Kidd is out of Strictly Come Dancing, who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon...
You people have lost heart - after ironically keeping John Sergeant on Strictly Come Dancing forever, you couldn't even do the same for Jodie Kidd. Last night Jodie Kidd became the latest contestant to be eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Her jive to Great Balls Of Fire was filled with strangulation, piggybacks and enough lyric-mouthing to fill a million soul-destroying YouTube video, but that couldn't stop it looking like either the climax to Godzilla Vs King Kong or a wildly malfunctioning piece of construction machinery. Still, Strictly Come Dancing's loss is the world of drug dealing's gain. Allegedly. But now Jodie Kidd is out of Strictly Come Dancing, who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Lisa Snowdon...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: John’s Long Gone
So as you've all heard, John Sergeant has left Strictly Come Dancing of his own accord - but don't be sad. Although yesterday John's resignation may have felt like a punch to the stomach for everyone who enjoys looking at Bruce Forsyth's anguished face, we need to face the facts. In the cold light of day, all that's happened is a fat man has left a TV show about dancing. That's all. Besides, ironic voters shouldn't be too upset - there's still Jodie Kidd. Anyway, this is a sort of vaguely obituary-themed set of Strictly Come Dancing betting odds, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers, who nobody really cares about today...
So as you've all heard, John Sergeant has left Strictly Come Dancing of his own accord - but don't be sad. Although yesterday John's resignation may have felt like a punch to the stomach for everyone who enjoys looking at Bruce Forsyth's anguished face, we need to face the facts. In the cold light of day, all that's happened is a fat man has left a TV show about dancing. That's all. Besides, ironic voters shouldn't be too upset - there's still Jodie Kidd. Anyway, this is a sort of vaguely obituary-themed set of Strictly Come Dancing betting odds, for John Sergeant and Tom Chambers, who nobody really cares about today...
John Sergeant Resigns From Strictly Come Dancing In A Strop
For weeks now, the British public have been keeping John Sergeant in Strictly Come Dancing for one reason and one reason alone. And that's because he's old, fat, sweats a lot and when he dances he looks like a man who's been dipped him in chip fat, plonked on an ice rink and had bullets fired at his shins. But regardless of that, John Sergeant had secured the public Strictly Come Dancing vote, much to the dismay of the judges and his fellow dancers. But now John Sergeant has decided to fall on his sword. Not literally - although if you did give John Sergeant a sword and tell him to perform a dance with it he'd probably fall on it by accident and end up squirting pints of his guts into Tess Daly's eye. What we mean is that John Sergeant has chosen to resign from Strictly Come Dancing.
For weeks now, the British public have been keeping John Sergeant in Strictly Come Dancing for one reason and one reason alone. And that's because he's old, fat, sweats a lot and when he dances he looks like a man who's been dipped him in chip fat, plonked on an ice rink and had bullets fired at his shins. But regardless of that, John Sergeant had secured the public Strictly Come Dancing vote, much to the dismay of the judges and his fellow dancers. But now John Sergeant has decided to fall on his sword. Not literally - although if you did give John Sergeant a sword and tell him to perform a dance with it he'd probably fall on it by accident and end up squirting pints of his guts into Tess Daly's eye. What we mean is that John Sergeant has chosen to resign from Strictly Come Dancing.
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Rachel Stevens
Strictly Come Dancing recaps? Yes. Here. What of it? You know, we've been thinking. Why doesn't a respected man like John Sergeant admit that enough's enough and his continued progress through Strictly Come Dancing is hurting more talented dancers? And now we know - it's only Strictly Come Dancing that's stopping him being a full-time Dave employee. No wonder he looks so desperate. Anyway, here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing recaps? Yes. Here. What of it? You know, we've been thinking. Why doesn't a respected man like John Sergeant admit that enough's enough and his continued progress through Strictly Come Dancing is hurting more talented dancers? And now we know - it's only Strictly Come Dancing that's stopping him being a full-time Dave employee. No wonder he looks so desperate. Anyway, here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Austin Healey
It's time for another edition of the hecklerspray recap for Strictly Come Dancing or, as we like to call it, Four Exasperated Judges. Watching John Sergeant get through to next week's Strictly Come Dancing yet again was an absolute joy. Not because we particularly enjoy watching John Sergeant dance, nor because we like deliberately ruining the credibility of reality TV shows, but because watching Bruce Forsyth dodder around murmuring "We have a situation" like an anxious string puppet afterwards was perhaps the greatest thing we've ever seen. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley and Austin Healey...
It's time for another edition of the hecklerspray recap for Strictly Come Dancing or, as we like to call it, Four Exasperated Judges. Watching John Sergeant get through to next week's Strictly Come Dancing yet again was an absolute joy. Not because we particularly enjoy watching John Sergeant dance, nor because we like deliberately ruining the credibility of reality TV shows, but because watching Bruce Forsyth dodder around murmuring "We have a situation" like an anxious string puppet afterwards was perhaps the greatest thing we've ever seen. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley and Austin Healey...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Cherie Lunghi Stumbles Off
Oh great, now we're in for another week of bitching about John Sergeant - Cherie Lunghi's out of Strictly Come Dancing. Cherie was voted out of Strictly Come Dancing because her Cha Cha Cha to Play That Funky Music was a little bit hit and miss - for the first time in ages Cherie got her legs, and therefore her knickers, out in the dance, but it was let down by the way she just lurched from one pedestrian pose to another without anything in between. And in yesterday's dance-off, the Strictly Come Dancing judges told her that they wanted to "see little bit more Wild Cherry coming out". We're pleased she didn't oblige, because we're pretty sure they meant her clitoris. But now that Cherie Lunghi is no longer a part of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Jodie Kidd and Lisa Snowdon...
Oh great, now we're in for another week of bitching about John Sergeant - Cherie Lunghi's out of Strictly Come Dancing. Cherie was voted out of Strictly Come Dancing because her Cha Cha Cha to Play That Funky Music was a little bit hit and miss - for the first time in ages Cherie got her legs, and therefore her knickers, out in the dance, but it was let down by the way she just lurched from one pedestrian pose to another without anything in between. And in yesterday's dance-off, the Strictly Come Dancing judges told her that they wanted to "see little bit more Wild Cherry coming out". We're pleased she didn't oblige, because we're pretty sure they meant her clitoris. But now that Cherie Lunghi is no longer a part of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Jodie Kidd and Lisa Snowdon...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: John Sergeant & Lisa Snowdon
It's the final day of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. And that means, in all honesty, it's probably the final time we'll get to write about John Sergeant as a properly-functioning contestant on Strictly Come Dancing. As the judges proved last week, they're willing to get as nasty as possible if it gets him out, and it looks like they might be swaying public opinion, too. You don't want them to win, do you? At least one of them has a face like a wet verruca. Vote John. And, funnily enough, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for John Sergeant and Lisa Snowdon...
It's the final day of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. And that means, in all honesty, it's probably the final time we'll get to write about John Sergeant as a properly-functioning contestant on Strictly Come Dancing. As the judges proved last week, they're willing to get as nasty as possible if it gets him out, and it looks like they might be swaying public opinion, too. You don't want them to win, do you? At least one of them has a face like a wet verruca. Vote John. And, funnily enough, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for John Sergeant and Lisa Snowdon...
