I won’t lie: for twenty minutes this morning I mulled over whether or not I would waste my time writing my one millionth blog about the shit show that is Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. I mean, this shit is getting straight up exhausting and redundant to write about, you know? I literally JUST wrote a blog about how they were at the same party in Paris and he ignored her and hung out with Kendall Jenner! WTF?!
I’m starting to feel like Bieb’s sole purpose in life is to fuck with me (which is super sad, as I’m a 28-year-old woman), because right after my blog about how all his pieces were at the same party together in Paris and he chose to hang out with Kendall over Selena, Bieber pulled a Bieber and Instagrammed a romantic picture of him and Selena, only to delete it like an hour later. I know, I know, classic Bieber.