I won’t lie: for twenty minutes this morning I mulled over whether or not I would waste my time writing my one millionth blog about the shit show that is Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. I mean, this shit is getting straight up exhausting and redundant to write about, you know? I literally JUST wrote a blog about how they were at the same party in Paris and he ignored her and hung out with Kendall Jenner! WTF?!
I’m starting to feel like Bieb’s sole purpose in life is to fuck with me (which is super sad, as I’m a 28-year-old woman), because right after my blog about how all his pieces were at the same party together in Paris and he chose to hang out with Kendall over Selena, Bieber pulled a Bieber and Instagrammed a romantic picture of him and Selena, only to delete it like an hour later. I know, I know, classic Bieber.
On Sunday, Bieber posted this affectionate pic of him and Selena on his Instagram account:
All I can see is his pube ‘stache and chin acne, but yes, I am aware that Selena is in the picture and she is kissing him, because these two make all the sense in the fucking world.
I’ve done some research (I really need to get a life) and here is what I’ve come up with:
So, I’ve already written about how Justin and Selena were at the same party in Paris and ignored each other, even though the week before they were allegedly on vacation together. WELLLL, apparently they were on vacation together and were even going to go to Paris together and attend that party as a couple, BUT they got into a huge fight on the ride to the airport and ended up boarding the flight to Paris separately.
Then, once they both arrive in Paris for fashion week, Bieber basically spends all this time (very publically) hanging out with rumored fling and Selena’s former pal, Kendall Jenner.
However, after the shit storm settled, I guess Biebs decided he missed Selena so he posted the above pic on Instagram.
Man, these kids are like an episode of “Laguna Beach”, and, like that show, this shit is just irrelevant and old.