So,?as most of you know,?Paris Fashion Week happened and a lot of noteworthy stuff occurred; most of it somehow involving the Kardashians. From Kendall walking in almost every damn show, to Kim and Kanye dragging poor baby North to a bunch of fashion shows, those hoes owned the PFW press, and now, along with Justin Bieber, they’re at it again.
Bieber and his glorious dirt ‘stache joined the Kardashian clan in Paris for Carine Roitfeld’s birthday party. In case you didn’t know, Carine Roitfeld is the former editor-in-chief for Vogue Paris and is like high-class fashion royalty, so it’s fucking beyond me why the likes of the Kris Jenner, Justin Bieber, and Paris fucking Hilton were invited to her birthday party, but that’s besides the point.
Anyway, Justin attended the party with the Kardashians and took about a million pictures with Kendall, who he is rumored to, at the very least, have finger banged. Now, here’s where shit gets weirder than Kris Jenner’s face: also attending the party was Selena Gomez, who was rumored to be banging Biebs just two weeks ago, and Miranda Kerr, who is also on the list of insanely hot women who, for some reason, let Bieber’s buff baby bod grind on their lady parts.
Not too long ago, Bieber got into a fight with Orlando Bloom in Ibizia. Orlando is Miranda’s ex-husband/baby-daddy, and he also had a rumored fling with Selena. Basically, the entire thing is a fucking mess so the fact that all these people were at a party together in Paris is just amazing and I really hope the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” cameras were running.
So just in case you’re lost (this shit is a fucking mess, just like the picture above), mid-summer Bieber fought Orlando Bloom, potentially over both Miranda and Selena. THEN, he was all over Kendall Jenner. THEN, just two weeks ago, he allegedly went on vacation with Selena, HOWEVER, at Carine’s shindig he avoided both Selena AND Miranda, instead opting to take a million foolish pictures with the spawns of Kris Jenner.
Just to make matters weirder, this also happened:
What the actual fuck? 1) I will never understand why such attractive women have sex with Justin Bieber, 2) Are Selena and Kendall wearing the exact same outfit? AWKWARD, 3) I really hope Selena and Miranda posed for that picture together just to take a jab at Bieber, because that might redeem their poor taste in men for me.
Basically, all the bitches Bieber has been linked with in the past year were together and Paris and the only thing that would’ve made it better would be if Adrianna Lima had showed up and they all stripped down to bikinis and had a sexy mud-wrestling fight.
All over Justin Bieber.
Jesus.
Emma says
I fucking hate that you hate Justin Bieber, Krysta, but at least you’re funny.