Kris Jenner and Justin Bieber Are A Match Made in Hell

ewgrossIn case you didn’t know, every famous bitch on the planet was in Ibiza this past weekend, including Satan’s top bitches: Justin Bieber and Kris Jenner. Famous hoes from the A list to the E list (as in E!) gathered at famed designer, Riccardo Tisci’s birthday party this past weekend, and as far as I can tell, the whole thing was a total shit show.

Useless bitch, Kim Kardashian, reconnected with other useless hoe, Paris Hilton. Kanye West looked somber as fuck (nothing new there), and Justin Bieber let the world know just how much he likes to keep up with the Kardashians.

Justin Bieber basically uses his Instagram account for 3 reasons:

1) To take topless pics of himself.

2) To piss off Selena Gomez.

and 3) Show the world how much of a douche he is (this one kind of incorporates numbers 1 and 2).

He posted the above pic to his Instagram account with the caption:

@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy

And with that, I will be haunted with nightmares for the rest of the week.

Can you imagine if Justin Bieber and Kris Jenner had a child? They’d be narcissistic, fame whoring douche bags who couldn’t keep their shirts on (ok…maybe that’s not so different from Kris’ kids now).

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Justin Bieber Instagram account without at least one subtle jab towards Selena that is so transparent Stevie Wonder could see it.

Biebs posted this pic on Instagram:


And Kendall posted this one:


Now, in case you forgot, Kendall and Kylie were super besties with Selena earlier this year. They even went to Coachella together earlier this year. However, all that shit came to an end because the Jenner girls were getting too close to Selena’s on and off cunt rag boyfriend, Justin.

Biebs and Selena are currently on the outs again now, and what better way to piss to her off than to post romantic kissy pics with her former bud, the super sexy Kendall Jenner?

Bieber basically just uses social media to be a cunt, which isn’t all that surprising since I’m like 189% sure he is basically just a mega dick.

That being said, his pics with Kendall don’t overly upset me because I don’t actually think they’re hooking up. But Kris Jenner? I dunnooooo. Between Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima, it’s pretty obvious that Biebs is into the milfs, so is it that far fetched that he’d try to hook up with Kris? I don’t even think so.

Hash tag ew.