Hey! Middle class kids who dream of puking into mop buckets in bedsits! Start tapping mummy and daddy up for their credit cards now because The Libertines are playing a warm-up show in London, so you can get up close and personal with each and every one of Pete Doherty’s weeping sores!
As well you chumps know, the travelling gaggle of nicotine stained Wotsit fingers will play at the? Reading And Leeds festivals, but they want to get a bit of practise in first at a warm-up show at London’s HMV Forum on August 25th.
Of course, they’ll pull the whole thing off like they’ve never touched a guitar before because that’s their schtick. ‘My hands are so disaffected that they can’t be bothered forming proper chords!‘