Kate Moss is a model who has made her living by prancing up and down various catwalks in vile overpriced garments.
She’s also a world leader when it comes to helping musicians record their worst material. Pete Doherty, The Lemonheads, Primal Scream – at one point or another, they’ve all decided that what their sound really needs is a flatly disinterested Croydon mew droning out of the left speaker.
Now that Kate Moss is with another rubbish indie frontman, That Tit From The Kills, she’s inspired a whole new album of wrongness. But it’s OK – she destroyed the only known recordings! Go Kate! You earned that Jaffa cake!
After realising that heroin and cats were more important to Pete Doherty than her, Kate Moss is now shacked up with Jamie Hince from The Kills. While Jamie Hince doesn't get arrested every ten minutes like Pete Doherty, they do have something in common. The music of Babyshambles and the music of The Kills ain’t too great.
While Doherty seems to blab on about drug-induced confrontations with Mexican dancers and telephone poles, Hince just spouts out generic indie rubbish. There doesn't seem to be any sort of real flare or bite to him. Quite likely because he is still over the moon that he’s been able to pull a model and not a girl from Camden who?d suck him off for a packet of chips.
During her time with Pete Doherty, Kate Moss didn't destroy any of his stuff. Well, that we know of. He was already gone mentally. But Kate has done the world a favour by destroying the only known recordings of her current squeeze’s songs! Hooray! Now we won't have to see The Kills give shit performances to backing tracks because they can't recruit a drummer.
Will the world be a worse place without these songs? Only if your skinny jeans have cut off the circulation to your brain and the only thing you crave is twangless indie bilge. According to reports, the couple had a bit of a tiff on a weekend break, where they most definitely planted trees and didn't get naked or anything. Digital Spy say:
“Kate Moss hurled the musician’s manbag, which contained a laptop, Blackberry and personal diary, into the water.?
Jesus, not his manbag. How?s the poor sod going to carry his various moisturiser and other unmanly things around? His pockets? Hince seemed a bit pissed off about this and supposedly:
?Jumped into the pool to rescue his possessions because the computer contained new songs for his band The Kills.?
So, dear reader, will you be able to sleep tonight? What will you do without having some tedious indie missing in your life for another six months or so? You could always mooch down the local indie club. Or you pray that the same thing happened to everyone else. Especially Razorlight.
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ashly says
you are a bunch of fucking cunts. are you living on another fucking planet?