Pus conveyor belt, Pete Doherty, has found the long arm of the law feeling his sweaty collar again. And you’ll never guess what it’s about.
Parking fines? Nope. Exposing his fetid, shrivelled member at a bus load of octogenarians? Nope. It’s drug related y’idiot.
The bumbling Bard of Tenner Bags was arrested last week on suspicion of supplying drugs following the death of heiress Robin Whitehead.
Four people were taken in for questioning by the police, Doherty included (who, for the sake of trying to avoid legal action, was bailed). Presumably, the poor policepeople are still scrubbing the station with disinfectant trying to get the yellowed stains up off the floor and wipe the grease from the ceiling.
As an aside, did you know that Pete Doherty leaves little moist imprints wherever he’s sat or stood like the sweat left by toast on a plate?
Anyway, let’s crack on with making light of someone dying shall we?
The body of 27-year-old Whitehead, who had been making a documentary about the Babyshambles singer, was found in a flat in east London on 24th January, report Auntie Beeb.
Unsurprisingly (for someone knocking around with the rodentile faux-et laureate, drugs paraphernalia was (ALLEGEDLY) found at the property.
Miss Whitehead had recently completed the film ‘The Road To Albion’, an invariably fawning and dull documentary about Doherty’s former band The Libertines.
Robin Whitehead – who referred to herself as Robyn – was the granddaughter of the late Teddy Goldsmith, founder of magazine The Ecologist.
At the time Doherty’s spokesman said the singer was “shocked and saddened” by her death… presumably to then pick up a guitar and write a song about it all which invariably resembled an Elvis Costello track being played backward on a portable record player with the batteries running out.
NEXT WEEK! Someone points out the perils of hanging around with a smack-head and doesn’t make the news because Miaow Miaow is more in vogue!
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