Articles tagged with: Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus Talks About Her Angelina Jolie Crush
Here's a guest blog by the angelic Amy Grindhouse... Miley Cyrus has reassured a panicked Angelina Jolie that she is not stalking her and that she does not have a girl crush on her. Sources say the emergency sniffer dogs and snipers have been called off. The pint-sized pop singer had previously scared the bejeesus out of Saint Angelina and Angie’s marauding horde of celebrity worshipers on Oscar Night by declaring “She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!” Thankfully, for all those concerned, security was tight on the night and so nobody over-excitedly assaulted or adopted anybody they should not have.
Here's a guest blog by the angelic Amy Grindhouse... Miley Cyrus has reassured a panicked Angelina Jolie that she is not stalking her and that she does not have a girl crush on her. Sources say the emergency sniffer dogs and snipers have been called off. The pint-sized pop singer had previously scared the bejeesus out of Saint Angelina and Angie’s marauding horde of celebrity worshipers on Oscar Night by declaring “She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!” Thankfully, for all those concerned, security was tight on the night and so nobody over-excitedly assaulted or adopted anybody they should not have.
Miley Cyrus Shares Her Godlike Wisdom In New Autobiography
We don't know what's more surprising - the fact that Miley Cyrus has written an autobiography or the fact that it's not written in wax crayon. Oh, we're joking. After all, Miley Cyrus is 16, so she's got over an entire decade of bittersweet life lessons to share with the world - you know, about potty training and riding a bike without stabilisers and whatnot. Anyway, at this rate volume two of the autobiography will be released when Miley Cyrus is 32, and she's bound to have been through a couple of drug problems by then. So at least that one will be interesting.
We don't know what's more surprising - the fact that Miley Cyrus has written an autobiography or the fact that it's not written in wax crayon. Oh, we're joking. After all, Miley Cyrus is 16, so she's got over an entire decade of bittersweet life lessons to share with the world - you know, about potty training and riding a bike without stabilisers and whatnot. Anyway, at this rate volume two of the autobiography will be released when Miley Cyrus is 32, and she's bound to have been through a couple of drug problems by then. So at least that one will be interesting.
Oscars Red Carpet Fashion: The Rubbish Non-Copyright Gallery
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 18 February 2009
10 - Oh Miley Cyrus, you've gone and done it now. The world's most annoying man has had it with you... 9 - Actual mad scientists - Cracked 8 - Tess Daly and a tramp, for your viewing pleasure - Holy Moly 7 - Hey foreigners, the Daily Mail thinks you're just hilarious! - ...
Miley Cyrus Sorry For Racism Storm, Also Hilariously Indignant
Miley Cyrus is a busy girl - do you know how long it takes to cultivate a voice like an emphysemic pensioner? Ages. And this racism stuff is holding that up. Because, sheesh, just because Miley Cyrus is photographed pulling a face that's universally acknowledged to be offensive to Asians, it doesn't mean that Miley Cyrus is a racist. Or at least that's what Miley Cyrus has claimed in spectacularly bad-tempered apology, anyway. So let's end this. Miley Cyrus is definitely not a racist. And hopefully that will be proved in her upcoming movie: Miley Cyrus: God, Those Norwegians Are Wankers.
Miley Cyrus is a busy girl - do you know how long it takes to cultivate a voice like an emphysemic pensioner? Ages. And this racism stuff is holding that up. Because, sheesh, just because Miley Cyrus is photographed pulling a face that's universally acknowledged to be offensive to Asians, it doesn't mean that Miley Cyrus is a racist. Or at least that's what Miley Cyrus has claimed in spectacularly bad-tempered apology, anyway. So let's end this. Miley Cyrus is definitely not a racist. And hopefully that will be proved in her upcoming movie: Miley Cyrus: God, Those Norwegians Are Wankers.
‘Slant-Eyed’ Miley Cyrus Angers Millions Everywhere
If what we've heard is correct, then Miley Cyrus is a horrible racist who hates the Japanese, loathes the Chinese, and has built hundreds of Eskimo concentration camps out of things like murky sea-ice and decomposing whale bones. We wouldn't convey information like that without concrete evidence to back it up - we just wouldn't! That's why we need to tell you Miley definitely hates the entire Asian race because she recently allowed her picture to be taken while her pasty white fingers pulled her eyes back at a very tight angle. Adolf started similarly, but with a more Jewish flare.
If what we've heard is correct, then Miley Cyrus is a horrible racist who hates the Japanese, loathes the Chinese, and has built hundreds of Eskimo concentration camps out of things like murky sea-ice and decomposing whale bones. We wouldn't convey information like that without concrete evidence to back it up - we just wouldn't! That's why we need to tell you Miley definitely hates the entire Asian race because she recently allowed her picture to be taken while her pasty white fingers pulled her eyes back at a very tight angle. Adolf started similarly, but with a more Jewish flare.
Look, It’s The First Hannah Montana Movie Trailer
Ready for the first Hannah Montana movie trailer? Good, because Miley Cyrus doesn't seem to be. You see, it's obvious that Miley Cyrus really, really doesn't want you to go and see the Hannah Montana movie when it's released in April. That's why she's gone out of way ...
Miley Cyrus Wants Hannah Montana To Last Forever. FOREVER!
When it was reported that Miley Cyrus wanted to leave Hannah Montana, you probably reacted like a normal adult and wept relentlessly. But it's OK. Miley Cyrus doesn't want to leave Hannah Montana yet. Even though she's gained success in several other fields, like music and movies and videogames and borderline amateur softcore pornography, Miley Cyrus has vowed to remain on Hannah Montana indefinitely. And that's definitely good news, because so long as there's a Hannah Montana, there's always going to be a creepy minge-faced father figure lurking around in the background weirding everyone out in the form of Billy Ray Cyrus. And as long as that happens hecklerspray will never go out of business. Hooray for Hannah Montana and hooray for us!
When it was reported that Miley Cyrus wanted to leave Hannah Montana, you probably reacted like a normal adult and wept relentlessly. But it's OK. Miley Cyrus doesn't want to leave Hannah Montana yet. Even though she's gained success in several other fields, like music and movies and videogames and borderline amateur softcore pornography, Miley Cyrus has vowed to remain on Hannah Montana indefinitely. And that's definitely good news, because so long as there's a Hannah Montana, there's always going to be a creepy minge-faced father figure lurking around in the background weirding everyone out in the form of Billy Ray Cyrus. And as long as that happens hecklerspray will never go out of business. Hooray for Hannah Montana and hooray for us!
