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Hannah Montana Is Officially Slain By Disney

O! M! G! Hold the phone girlfriend whilst we text everyone the shocking news that Walt Disney’s loveable jailbait creation Miley Cyrus has finally come to an end! Traditionally for Disney, the only mildly offensive character was Donald Duck due to his lack of pants and the whole molesting women thing, however this time, the [...]

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Hey! Want To See Miley Cyrus Smoking A Bong In A Video?

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has watched her parents split up, had vaguely saucy pictures leaked online and, of course, showcased one of the most irritating speaking voices ever to bludgeon an ear drum. Let us not forget her being accused of racism by making slanty eyes in a picture. Well, now she can add ‘MASSIVE DRUG BINGING [...]

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Is Bret Michaels The Reason For Billy Ray Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Divorce Puns?

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus’ dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has given little to the world apart from one particularly annoying country-pop song and… well… Miley. So making jokes about him is difficult without resorting to Achy Breaky This and Achy Breaky That. As such, we pledge to you, dear achy breaky reader, to get as many references to [...]

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Miley Cyrus Gets Massive Full Sleeve Of Tattoos That Probably Chronicles Pain And Self Loathing

by Mof Gimmers

Children react in different ways to their parents getting divorced. Some see it as a good thing because they can play them off against each other in the quest for presents and treats. Others go off the rails and end up sniffing aerosols in derelict factories. And so it begins with Miley Cyrus. You see, [...]

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Miley Cyrus’ Parents Break Up And Prompt Thousands Of Achy Breaky Heart Puns

by Mof Gimmers

First, The Warriors were blamed for killing Cyrus and now, it’s Billy Ray and Tish’s turn. This clumsy joke is purely for the benefit of those who like watching bleak films about gang violence AND reading up about celebrity gossip (hello to all four of you!). Anyway, Miley Cyrus’ parents, Billy Ray and Tish, have [...]

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Look Like They Might Be Having Sex Again Or Whatever It Is They Do

by Mof Gimmers

The owner of America’s more terrifyingly uniform teeth, Miley Cyrus, could well be letting Liam Hemsworth into her knicker drawer again. Yes. Staggering news for all concerned, eh? We all thought that they’d split-up, cried over the compilation tapes they’d made each other and self-harmed each other’s names into their foreheads… but they haven’t. But [...]

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Miley Cyrus Is No Longer Dating Some Australian Fella

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has been a favourite of the press. She’s prone to accidentally appearing in photos with bugger-all on, not to mention making dubious ‘slitty-eye’ faces in snaps with her friends. Add to this, her eerily uniform teeth. Now, after releasing some records that say “I’m a bit kookie now I’ve grown-up a bit!”, she’s [...]

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Miley Cyrus: Sex, Smoking, Drugs And Lesbianism

by Matthew Laidlow

To anyone who doesn’t have a child, Miley Cyrus could be the name of a clown who is still doing the same tired act after forty years. However for those not aware of the seventeen year olds work, she has been under the thumb of Disney for most of her life. Here, she stars as [...]

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Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus Try to Out-Slut Each Other

by Amy Grindhouse

The past few weeks, appropriately nicknamed Underage Summer by someone funnier than us, have been terrifying for those who want to avoid jail. Look, we know this is the Internet and all kinds of unsavoury things are a mere click away. Heck, why do you think we work in here (plus the hours are great, [...]

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