This is a case of American Royalty meets Redneck Royalty, however, it’s also a case of: Are you fucking kidding me? Saturday morning, the Princess of Redneck Ratchet, Miley Cyrus, was spotted leaving the apartment of Kennedy cousin, and total babe, Patrick Schwarzenegger. No one is more confused than me how it is that Miley Cyrus keeps landing attractive dudes, but I’m not Det. Olivia Benson and I don’t solve sex crimes (everything Miley Cyrus does is a sex crime).
Miley and Patrick also celebrated Halloween together which has people wondering if they’ve rekindled their romance. Well, it doesn’t have me wondering that because I didn’t know that they had a fling back in 2011, but I guess in this business you learn something new every day. Sadly, the shit you learn is about as useful as giving a bra as a gift to Miley or Rihanna #nailedthatjoke