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Miley Cyrus Gets Blown Up And Bought By Dirty Men

by Joanna Bolouri

The world is a confusing place isn’t it?  So many puzzling questions left unanswered, that even the hecklerspray writers are unable to sleep at night. When we should be having midnight feasts and pillow fights, we’re pacing the sticky floors of our bedsit, desperately looking for answers to questions like: ‘Why does anyone under the [...]

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Miley Cyrus Hates Justin Bieber And Rebecca Black For Having It Easy

by Matthew Laidlow

Just the other day, we were putting together a list of the most individual singers and musicians who are currently involved in the music scene. How about The Rolling Stones? Nah, they’re just walking corpses. Lady Gaga? Pft, she spends too much time ripping off Madonna and designing stinging nettle dresses. You know who topped [...]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Seconds Away From Standing On Building In Batman Outfit

by Mof Gimmers

There’s nothing quite as depressing as seeing a divorced father in action and Billy Ray Cyrus is doing a grand job of being a constant source of maudlin fun. He’s a walking microwave meal for one. The poor sod. Of course, he’s limping around, hauling his lonely posterior to anyone who’ll listen because it is [...]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Doesn’t Care What His Estranged Wife Thinks

by Michael Park

Country and Western megastar (and Miley Cyrus’ dad) Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to call off his divorce with wife Tish (yeah, Tish) despite not bothering to tell her. The well known peddler of country (without the ‘o’) decided to take his feelings to ‘The View’, the simpering nicey-nicey US version of Loose Women in [...]

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Vanessa Hudgens Sticks It To Disney By Smooching A Girl We’ve Never Heard Of

by Matthew Laidlow

Child stars are funny critters. Once they start to grow pubic hair or develop a deeper voice, it generally means that Mickey Mouse can no longer work with the individual in question, usually tossing them to the pavement for Pluto to mock. Once you’ve appeared in a Disney show, you somehow have to prove yourself [...]

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Miley Cyrus Is Going To Have Her Credibility Ruined By Dating One Of Kings Of Leon

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus is in grave danger of losing any credibility she had in the world by associating herself with stadium rock ponces, Kings of Leon. That’s right. The Hannah Montana starlet has been flirting it up with the one called Jared Followill. Cyrus has had a tough couple of months, watching her parents split up [...]

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Rihanna To Star In Remake Of The Bodyguard? Universe Weeps In Preparation

by Mof Gimmers

Remember the first time you watched The Bodyguard? It felt like it was 37 hours long didn’t it? Still, nowhere near as long as the hideous ‘I Will Always Love YooooooOOOoOoOOOUuu’ haunted our pop charts. As an aside, have you ever noticed that Whitney Houston looks like she’s having an alfresco dump as the key-change [...]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Is Worried About Miley Cyrus (Also, Horse Missing After Someone Forgot To Close Stable Door)

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has been having a good time. Not a ‘Charlie Sheen’ good time, but a good time all the same. She’s covered in tattoos, doing bongs and probably drinking enough to be drunk once or twice a week. With that behaviour, she’s firmly in the ‘average hecklerspray readership’ bracket. Provided she has a bath [...]

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Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Bong, But Probably Likes The Feeling Of Being High

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus, first and foremost, owns the most frightening gums in the sphere of celebrity. She’s also a singer and an actress of sorts. Her musical career is shaped by choruses catchier than mumps and her acting career is defined solely by mugging to camera so much than you want to stick a tyre ’round [...]

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Miley Cyrus Gets Another Tattoo And We Hope It Says ACAB Across Her Knuckles

by Mof Gimmers

Miley Cyrus has got herself a new tattoo. That’s the kind of news your worthless lives needed to hear when you woke up this morning. Miley’s tattoos give your otherwise pointless day some meaning, right? And what tattoo has she got? Well, one source close to the singer says she’s got a spider’s web on [...]

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