I don’t know what they’re huffing over at the Kennedy compound these days, but whatever it is has made those hippy hillbillies, The Cyrus’, look reeeeeaaaaal appealing. As most of you know, super hunk, Kennedy cousin, and son of Arnold, Patrick Schwarzenegger, has been throwing Miley Cyrus the D since October. Well now, thanks to some telling Instagram pics, it seems like Patrick’s older sister, Christina, might be seeing Miley’s younger (and equally unhygienic) brother, Braison.
The Kennedys are American royalty and the Cyrus’ are…well…not as white trash as the family from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”, but slightly more white trash than the Hiltons, so if they keep hooking up I imagine a cross over of “The Beverly Hillbillies” and “Gossip Girl”, which is something I’d be totally interested in watching. Sexy secrets will be revealed during galas, and most of those secrets will involve possums. I’m into it.
According to TMZ (the most reliable source on the internet), 20-year-old Braison and 23-year-old Christina have been hooking up since last month, because apparently the Schwarzenegger kids are smoking waaaaaaaaay more pot than any of us ever suspected.
Aside from TMZ’s allegations, both Braison and Christina have posted pics together on Instagram, which can only mean one thing: they’re Frenching allllll the time!
What I want to know is what Maria Shriver thinks of all this? She’s a classy Kennedy woman. JFK Jr. was her FIRST cousin, which is something I felt a need to really emphasize. Now her kids are dating the spawns of Billy Ray Cyrus. And, I mean, Miley and Braison ALWAYS look like they’re on drugs in 1994.
I mean, I would have LOVED to see Maria Shriver’s reaction when her beloved son, Patrick, brought this home:
(sidenote: I assume this is how Miley Cyrus introduces herself to people).
Then, a few months later, her daughter, Christina, brings home a boy version of the above pictures (no, I’m not referring to Justin Bieber).
Poor Maria Shriver. First, Arnold father’s a child with the maid, and now this…
zeroh tollrantz says
Someone else calling a family of drug addicts, whoremongers, rapists, murderers, gropers, illegal booze deals for the mob, adulterers, and drunks-American Royalty, lololol! WTF? Revisionist history, ftw.