It seems like just yesterday that Miley Cyrus was letting the world know that she played for both teams and considered herself gender ambiguous (realistically it was like a week ago). Well, according to reports, Miley has decided to make good on her bisexual claim and has decided to take a break from dating mega sexy dudes and is now dating a mega sexy chick.
The girl in question is Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell. You can say what you want about Miley, but home girl has great taste in who she bangs.
Miley and Stella have been traveling all over together and have been super affectionate with each other and are all over each others Instagram accounts.
To me, this just sounds like normal female BFFs, but because Miley came out as bi OF COURSE the tabloids are now saying that her and Stella are dating. The tabloids are so basic sometimes.
The two have been super inseparable these days and according to “sources” (WHO ARE THESE SOURCES?!?) they’re openly a couple and aren’t exactly hiding anything.
If they are a couple, then good for them. That’s a sex tape I would watch. I imagine Miley Cyrus fucks while wearing weed plant pasties on her tits and then squirts glitter out of her va-jay-jay. And Stella Maxwell is the type of girl that typically dates Leonardo DiCaprio (model, thin, blond, under 27). Therefore, that sex tape would be both attractive AND weird. I bet Miley already has a sex tape and that David Lynch directed it and PeeWee Herman makes an appearance. He doesn’t take part in the sex…but he’s there.
Ok, I’m putting way too much thought into this.
Anyway, if they’re not a couple (amazingly two attractive females can be just friends even if one is bisexual), whatever, yolo I guess.
Thomas of The Crown says
Yes as the author said i would love to see a sex tape of the two.Just the idea giveth me an erection hard as a rock.