After Twerk-gate 2013, many thought Miley Cyrus has reached rock bottom.?? She had already taken off all her clothes and humped machinery, she wore an adult latex diaper and humped a Canadian singer about to enter D list status, so really how much lower could she go?
Well excuse me for not knowing how deep the well of nastiness goes, because Miley has gone further than I ever imagined.? And she went there with the Heiress of STDs.? I bet Liam Hemsworth looks at his clean dick daily and thanks God he got out when he did.
So Miley Cyrus has been dating the spawn of the best damn governor California has ever seen for a hot minute now, and if you thought being with faux political/Terminator royalty would class Cyrus up, you were seriously mistaken.? Apparently, Patrick Schwarzenegger is just as grimy and sloppy as Miley, so the combination of the two of them is just the makings for trouble.
This past weekend the lovebirds decided to take a little getaway to the classy vacation spot known as Miami.? While there, they went to some parties, smoked a lot of weed, and ended up at some club late in the evening for some party called Art Basel.? The club, called E11EVEN (which is fucking stupid, by the way), obviously has only the classiest clientele since Paris Hilton was also partying there, blowing more of her inheritance up her nose and not being an adult despite her ever growing wrinkles.? Because nothing says “way past your prime” like dancing to EDM music while sloppy drunk in your 30s.
Now, I am not sure how it all went down, but I imagine it was something like-
“Hey Paris, no one really has, like,?been talking about me for a minute.? I know your mouth is like a cesspool of disease, which like, I find hot and stuff, so I gots me an idear. Let’s make out, in front of all these poor people.? It will be like, totally awesome.”
“That’s hot.”
And off they went, swapping spit and the losing the ability to donate blood all in one event.??? Allegedly, they even left the club today at about 5:30 in the morning, with Patrick and his soon to be itchy dick in tow.? I refuse to imagine what potentially went on then because I don’t have the money for that kind of therapy.? But I do wonder if they both wore that damn pedobear onesie at all during it.? Shudder.
QuotheTheRaven says
I don’t wanna think about it.
Melissa Parker says
Miley Cyrus wants respect, she better show it to herself and other people. She has gone from performing in a cage as a teenager to dating one of the governor’s grandson. She is trying to make another big hit. Well she is going to be one day getting f***** by somebody, and she is going to want sympathy. The way she is already is acting, no one will care about her. I am very sorry if this offends anyone but it is the truth. I am younger than Miley by a couple of years. How come a 16 year old can have more sense? It just makes me sad.