Katy Perry Kissed a Girl and Disliked it (See What I Did There?)

The 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Pre-GRAMMY Gala And Salute To Industry Icons Honoring L.A. Reid - Red CarpetJust the other day I was ragging on Katy Perry for pulling some cheap fame whore type shit by locking lips with Miley Cyrus during the Bangerz tour. Well, apparently Katy heard my dry heaves (as well as everyone else’s) and basically pulled a Robin Thicke on ol’ Miley by claiming she didn’t know shit was going to get that skanky.

Just last week they were BFF, but now Katy and Miley seem to be in some sort of stupid ass internet side-eye war with bitches casting more shade than the oversize umbrella my nana brings to the beach. As if two girls making out in public wasn’t childish enough…

So, as we have established, Katy went to Miley’s show, and after a song, Miley bent down and planted one on Katy, blah blah blah, I’ve already blogged about all this shit.

ANYWAY, Katy appeared on some Austrailian talk show called “Sunrise” earlier this week and had this to say about the kiss:

I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away. God knows where that tongue has been?We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!

Though I find that last part totally hilarious, I don’t think Katy has the right to do any judging about where tongues have been when she’s been in relationships with Russell Brand and John Mayer, know what I mean?

Either way, I guess Miley was pretty pissed that her pal Katy Robin Thicked her (side note: being “Robin Thicked” has to meanings to me: 1) it means being totally creeped out by a weird pervert, and 2) it means when you and your pal do something shady/stupid/skanky and then they put all the blame on you. In this case, it’s #2), so she responded with this fuckery:

Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT been. Dontchyouuuu act like you didn’t lurvvvvv it.

Ok, you know what? Yes. Miley wins this round. She gets two snaps.

twosnapsSome might say that Miley took a low blow at Katy, but fuck it, haters gonna hate, Katy’s gonna Kate.